jenny hibberd

I swear my fridge impersonates a cow sometimes

@TwistedPennys Hip hop chip chop

Same that’s why I got a trade it really frees up the artistic experience you just don’t get to be like ‘ha ha I pay my bills from music and you fools have to have jobs’ tree surgery and hip hop go hand in hand in my world anyway

@TwistedPennys Treeps

Just passed my tree climbing assessment woooo mans a qualified wood elf 🌲🌲🌳🌲🌲🕺🏻🌲🌲🌳🌳

Imagining being a kid and announcing to my folks "I wanna play the church bells"

Veing a ventriloquist is aweson, in fudlic novody can tell when I'n talking to nyself.

@TwistedPennys 4000mg of death please

‘You will have to take death as an aspirin’

My favourite part of lunch is when I slurp a rice noodle so fast it slaps me in the face and sticks to my forehead.

@RosieGrace_ Incredibble news!!! Massive love. Hope all goes swimmingly. <3

First day vibes. Summer’s over, kids ✌🏼

Thought I'd treat myself to an evening breeze

The UK plans to overhaul the Human Rights Act 1998. Please sign this Petition right now: Do not reform the Human Rights Act petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6077… What is happening? Why is time going backwards? 😳

Best book title of the week goes to...

So grateful to have been selected as one of ten associate facilitators delivering ITP training for @AwardsAYM 🥳

My favourite time for people to notice me through the window is when I'm gargling.. looking like the star of some frog opera

Health & wellbeing > wealth & hellbeing

@Si_Mole @sportsbookaward @Literacy_Trust @QuartoKids Incredible! Congratulations mate 🥳

Blown away! My book I Love My Bike has been shortlisted for Children’s Book of the Year in the Sunday Times @sportsbookaward 2022! What a ridiculous line-up of legends to have sneaked onto!

Ever noticed there's usually a number for a mob under a telephone number? Stay safe out there folks.

I'm getting these locks chopped off next week to donate to The Little Princess Trust charity who make free wigs for kids living with cancer, please will you sponsor me? ❤️🙏 justgiving.com/fundraising/je…

If you can't be bothered to brush your hair, do some squats next to a cactus

@TwistedPennys I hope you devoted your song to your uber driver, that they're a smooth operator

Started singing along to smooth operator in this Uber and the driver just cranked it all the way up without saying anything what a Dan