moth

I won best picture for this one btw

This isn’t a joke I just had the worst day I’ve ever had as a stage manager

Day so bad i can’t legally talk about it bc there’s a police report being filed

oilers out of playoffs, tim’s coffee tastes like water today, fucking geese outside my work started doing that scary low head thing as I walked by, they’re calling it the worst morning a canadian can have

I’m not gonna bandwagon I’m worse. I don’t care who wins

Someone asked me who I’m gonna bandwagon now and I make them explode in my mind

When has pulling a goalie ever actually worked. Someone get me a gun

At a lesbian night and I’m glued to the tv that’s playing the oilers game bc I’m a massive loser apparently

My team of doom and despair

In 2026 u can get cancelled for liking the colour blue. Be careful out there

i want a fake gay job like edmonton oilers defensemen or edmonton oilers forward or edmonton oilers coach or edmonton oilers gm or edmonton oilers team counselor

@RightHandRanger Only if you buy me the game

@hickorymoth Can you make 1 New York Ranger

I wish I had Tomodachi Life I’d make myself, my sisters, my best friend Hannah, my best friend Charlie, my ex bf, my ex gf, Connor McDavid from the Edmonton Oilers, Leon Draisaitl from the Edmonton Oilers, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins from the Edmonton Oilers, Evan Bouchard from the Edmon

Exactly

@Gloveside_BB Ok? Kill me then

Sometimes I’m mad at the edmonton oilers and then I look at the senators and take a deep breath

It could always be worse. It could be a tkachuk

Someone give him a weighted blanket and tea idk

If Alberta health services weren’t so awful id say put Connor McDavid suicide watch

He’s too young to understand. Connor Ingram get serious please