dan’s life is a movie, and it’s bombing

love to be gouged for a $30 late fee by @usbank despite making on time payments for like 5 years. im sure the bank will make good use of my $30, certainly better than i could. very super sorry i was one day late daddy @usbank. lol what a fuckin joke

it's hard not to be romantic about baseball

dodgers fans when their team’s $237m lineup of all-stars and sub 2.00 ERA relievers take 5 games and 9 innings to beat a team of rookies, minor leaguers, and out of their prime veterans who were projected to win 70 games at the beginning of the season

gonna try something

@Thatoneguy64 i almost tweeted this exact same thing. we’ve got to get offline

i hate that i instantly recognized all four of them

@Iamontewadejr 98 insane 2 seam movement. just not fair

Why does treinen have to be so good man

oh good the 0-3, 6.35era pitcher has arrived. i feel good about this, kap

dubon????

@BenShh1 oooh i gotta hear your thoughts on this. been years since i watched it but it was a wild one

nw for the first time:

holy shit this is nasty

can someone recommend me good 4K tv, everything i’m looking at on amazon has dogshit reviews

@GausSupremacy same man, same

I’m sad that it’s college football season because now I’m gonna have to listen to people talk about it

@ReallyLoudFart waiting

Mutual Monday. Reply and I'll tell you what I think you smell like.

@sfgiantskate @Jaxland58 oh SHIT kate!!

@Jaxland58 ofc! im happy u like it!! 🧡🖤🧡🖤

🙏🏾 Good morning and #smileysaturday thank you for the video

@BrettThousand lovin the button down, brother. the weekend called and you answered

@insufficentfund couldn’t agree more. the kendrick vs cole debate has always been insane to me. they’re not even in the same stratosphere

that people put Kendrick in the same conversation as these two is beyond me, he's not in the same lane, planet, galaxy, anything

where my 24 year old playas at

why is everybody on this site 17 or 40

giants baseball is stressful

@strUgly_ @murderxbryan we have a street called Korn Row too. truly the florida of CA