Dee of Deez Shoeniverse

" I peed on myself when kidnappers killed my colleague over ransom payment in Ekiti. " They were seven in numbers with AK 47 rifles. They kidnapped me from the farm I was managing. They collected my handbag, farm book, phone and my 8000 naira i wanted to pay workers harvesting maize. " They tied my hands with a rope, alongd the road, I saw my tractor operator, they had shot him on the hand. They took us through the forest and we crossed the river. " They called my employer and demanded 100 million from me and 50 million for the tractor operator. On the fourth day, they had kidnapped more people and we were 11. My employer had blocked my line. I called my mum who called my employer, she raised 2 million for me and the operator. " On the 8th day my family raised 15 million naira and took it to Egbe in Kogi state. They also gave them cartons of malt, milk, Black bullet drink ,two Android phones, trousers, shirts, rice and beans. " Yet, they didn't release me, they said its remaining 55 million naira. I told them I am a labourer and my family is not the owner of the farm. They said I was lying and they kept beating me. " The operator was shot twice because when they called his boss, he told them he could raise only 2 million. I urinated on my body. I shivered and couldn't move. Their leader told me and one other victim to carry his body to the bush. On the 22nd day, they took me to another group. Of 11of us, I was the only one left, others paid between million to 20 million before they were released. " The new group were deadlier, they left us behind and went to Eruku CAC in Kwara state, they kidnapped 38 people. " They returned with terrifying sounds of motorcycles, I was scared, I thought they were coming to kill us. They fed us white rice only once in a day. The Kwara state government paid 350 million naira before they were released, yet, they didn't release me. " The leader met me again and told me if I can raise 2 million, they will release me, I called my mum and she said she would borrow the money. He gave his account and my mum transferred the money. Yet, he didn't release me. The guy guarding us became angry as he was given 15,000 out of the 2 million, he dropped the hand cuff key and torch and left the camp. That was how I escaped on the 42nd day." —Ekiti Farm Manager.

You’re in office as president for 4 years, but instead of “we have done so and so,” it’s still “we will do so and so.” Tinubu is a failure par excellence!

President @officialABAT is running the Most Useless Government in the history of Useless Governments!!! How many more Nigerians have to die due to this abysmal level of incompetence? Nigerians wake up everyday to lament one tragedy of the other. Unbearably heart-wrenching!!!

This is why you should never use saliva as a lubricant during tueh tueh

Heyyyy…it’s weekend !

wetin you wan even tax me for? the job you gave me? the electricity i’m enjoying? the security you provided for me? the good roads? what exactly are you taxing me for?

Thank you for the reposts and prayers , please kindly drop 1k each or 2k , and I'm back on the road , God bless you all and I'm very grateful 🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭😭

What he ordered…… What he got

I have paid for the keke fixing yesterday but my car bumper is gone , my shaft is gone and my gear sub is leaking , that's the keke and my car , PLEASE I NEED HELP , YOUR 1K AND 2K AMD 5K OR MORE WILL HELP ME GET BACK ON , I'M ALREADY IN DEBT 906 812 7376 : OPAY KEHINDE ONI 🙏

I had a serious accident along ikotun road early hours of yesterday, a dispatch rider came in front of me using one way , I swerved to my left and entered that covet so I won't hit him , I ended up hitting a keke , a man was sleeping inside thr keke

This was prove maresca loved the club... except the people in charge.

DECLAN RICE: He is not a Regista (controls the tempo from deep) e.g Andre Pirlo and Jorginho. He is not a Deep-lying play maker (start attack from deep) e.g Xabi Alonso and Sergio Busquets. He is not a Box to Box (covers both defensive and attacking areas) e.g Steven Gerrard and Yaya Toure. He is not a Defensive Midfielder (destroyer/Ball winner who protects the defence and break up attacks) e.g Ngolo Kante and Casemiro. He’s not an Advanced play maker (creative midfielder) e.g Bruno Fernandes and Kevin De Bruyne. He’s not a Mezzala (an attacking central midfielder who drifts into half spaces to support attack) e.g Paul Pogba and Claudio Marchisio. He’s not a Carrilero (a midfielder who covers wide spaces and supports both full backs and midfield) e.g Arturo Vidal. He’s not a Trequartista (Operates between midfield and attack with freedom) e.g Francesco Totti. He runs the whole field busy doing nothing. Just burning calories. Hiding Midfielder.

My cat’s cuteness deceives people of how troublesome she can be. O ti sumi.

Your loss. Our joy.

lmao

Takes like this are why they call us ogogoro team

From this to what we have now ??? This Chelsea management don pami😂

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