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@higherconnecti3

Author of Higher Connections: Humor and Inspiration from a Certified Public Pothead. Full-time career as a CPA; father of 3; pro cannabis (parody)

[email protected] Katılım Haziran 2022
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Smart Approaches to Marijuana
Smart Approaches to Marijuana@learnaboutsam·
Big Marijuana, like the tobacco industry before it, is lying to the American people about the harm of its products.
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LeoTerrell
LeoTerrell@TheLeoTerrell·
President Trump is the greatest President in my lifetime! Thanks to him and @AGPamBondi, I now have the greatest job in the world!
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Sama Hoole
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole·
You decided to cut sugar. Brilliant. Genuinely. Good call. You still eat bread though. And pasta. And rice. And cereal. And the banana you had for a snack because it's "natural." Every single one of those becomes glucose the moment your body touches it. The packaging changes. The sugar doesn't. You haven't cut sugar. You've rebranded it.
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
Are we WINNING Yet? - Stocks DOWN - Bitcoin DOWN - Number of Wars UP - Epstein Files COVERED UP - Oil THROUGH THE ROOF - Allies called DICTATORS - Threats to ANNEX our neighbors - Immigrants TARGETED - Abortion rights ENDED - Constitution IGNORED - Debt SKYROCKETING - Russia REWARDED - Democracy UNDER ATTACK
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Governor Josh Shapiro
Governor Josh Shapiro@GovernorShapiro·
Sports have a unique ability to bring people together and break down barriers. Our society needs more of that right now. That’s exactly what the @FIFAWorldCup is all about — and our FREE Fan Zones in Reading, Pittsburgh, and Scranton will bring soccer fans from all across our Commonwealth together to enjoy the games and everything our communities have to offer. nbcphiladelphia.com/news/sports/fi…
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Governor Josh Shapiro
Governor Josh Shapiro@GovernorShapiro·
We’re ready to welcome tourists and fans from across the world this summer — and extending hours for the World Cup and America250 means more business for our bars, more pay for our workers, and more opportunity to come together and celebrate.
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Pete
Pete@PetePreacher·
@higherconnecti3 Hey.... Good morning ☀️ ☕ 🌴 🏖️... I lost my copy of your book 😭. Where can I get another one 🤔
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HigherConnections
HigherConnections@higherconnecti3·
You don't need social media to make a human connection. You need cannabis.
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Governor Josh Shapiro
Governor Josh Shapiro@GovernorShapiro·
BREAKING: I just signed a bipartisan bill giving bars the option to stay open until 4 AM as we celebrate FIFA and America250 right here in Philadelphia. Celebrate responsibly, Philly. 🍻🇺🇸
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Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸@lavern_spicer·
Them NO KINGS Rally organizers say "Trump wants to rule over us as a tyrant, but this is America and power belongs to the people." Where was yall muthafuckers when Biden made us get vaccinated if we wanted to go out to restaurants? Where was yall when he made us wear masks for 2 years BEYOND the vaccine he said would make masks unnecessary? Where was yall when Biden told 84 million workers at companies with 100+ employees take the vax or weekly testing, or lose your job? Where was yall when he forced vaccine mandates on all federal employees and federal contractors — no testing option allowed? Where was yall when Medicare and Medicaid facilities had to fire unvaccinated healthcare workers? Where was yall when the military was ordered to vaccinate every service member or face discharge? Where was yall when international travelers had to show proof of vaccination to enter the U.S.? Where was yall when Head Start programs and schools on military bases mandated shots for staff and masks for young kids? Yall bitches cheered for every muthafuckin fascist mandate from that senile bastard. So kindly shut the fuck up now because guess what. 80 million Americans asked Trump to do exactly what the fuck he's doing. Yall dont like it move the fuck to China or North Korea and see what real tyranny feels like.
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HigherConnections
HigherConnections@higherconnecti3·
Imagine a scenario where one human makes decisions on the behalf of 342 million humans. Crazy, right?
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HigherConnections
HigherConnections@higherconnecti3·
I come back from a week long break from social media to see that social media is bad for children and addictive as hell. I assume that means all cannabis prohibitionists will now cease the use of social media.
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Barbell Financial 💪🏻💰
I’m scared about the next 12-18 months A LOT of 6 figure jobs will be eliminated Millions trying to find work in the worst job market since the Great Recession Carrying large mortgage payments I have no idea how this all will end But I know it’s not going to end well 😔
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Prolotario
Prolotario@Prolotario1·
The War Is Not Overseas Anymore: The riming of this overlaps with congressional pressure for Hegseth/Rubio testimony on Iran war scope/endgame (Senate Democrats demanding public sessions), plus Trump's UFO/UAP file release directive (February 19, 2026, tasking Hegseth). If probes continue, expect rapid escalation in counter-UAS deployments laser systems, RF defeat, or kinetic options tested in recent policy expansions. Ofcourse there is bo evidence of foreign launch yet, but the symbolic value of targeting the secretaries' homes amplifies threat perceptions for sure. I think we are approaching a fever pitch between now and April 5th. Something major is bound to happen between now and then. Especially after hearing Tulsi Gabbard's testimony of other countries having nukes. That Golden Dome may come into play soon. I often now think about what Chris Bledsoe mentioned regarding what is supposed to happen now that we have reached this critical stage. His predictions just may come true. Especially what is supposed to happen in the constellation during this time. Remember what Donald Trump said about bright lights? And Easter being our timeline? I think things are about to get very interesting over these next couple of weeks.
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts

🚨#BREAKING: U.S. officials say they have detected unidentified drones flying over a Washington Army base where Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reside. Authorities have not yet determined the drones’ origin.

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