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@araslanian_ El Chapo does illegal stuff: ME:

Rip Lion’s offense

Watching the opening ceremony of the Olympics and my mom says (in Spanish), “where’s that, on the Potomac” brother 😂 #OlimpiadasParís24 #Olympics

Just ate ice cream therefore my whole personality will be, “mY sToMaCh HuRts” for the remainder of the day and possibly into tomorrow morning

It’s a fine line and I’m on the border

Not sure if my jorts give “slay girl in jorts” or “60 year old grandma in 2010 jorts”

when a traumatic flashback hits you in the middle of a pretty decent day:

Last night I was thinking about how I want babies like yesterday. Today, I want someone to remove my uterus like yesterday. We love that time of the month… said nobody ever

oceans: hot tub aliens: real economy: disintegrating me: hey just circling back on my last email

@sojediii 🥹🖤

Mac Miller tribute night Paint & Sip 😻

I feel like I’m the only person who doesn’t like Whitney #LoveIslandUK

I could never get past that. We could never share a bottle of wine. We could never go out for drinks bc he’s be ordering some fruity shit while i order whiskey on the rocks.

Unmatched a guy on hinge bc his go to wine is mango moscato

My new push split has my shoulders and triceps so sore

124 days... 🍂🦇 🦇🍂 🦇 🎃 🦇 🎃 Halloween 🎃 🍂 is 🦇 🦇 Coming 🍂 🎃 🎃 🦇 🍂 🍂 🦇 🎃

At 7am I got cramps and my uterine line began to shed. Everything made sense.

I woke up at 5am and couldn’t go back to sleep. I then proceeded to fry bc I was so tired.

I miss the future you got with the episodes. Only got that w one

Why are all the episodes American besides the last episode

Black mirror season 6 rant:

Remember when the gov closed in the DMV bc it was too windy? I feel like they should do that now too