hilary bender

i wish i was as rich as drunk me thinks she is

This is wilddd Rt if u have one ... I gotta know if this is real

I am absolutely stunned. Not only did we feel authenticity in what Kodi did, his talent is also incredible. Congratulations on the #GoldenBuzzer @Kodileerocks. twitter.com/AGT/status/113…

y’know when the sun is right at the level of the sun blocker thing in ur car and ur not sure whether or not to stretch and sit really tall or just relax and let it blind you...so u sit really tall for awhile but after awhile it’s too much work this early so u just say f*** it

@kalynnpriestap hahahahaha batista bomb 😂

I'm so shook from this. I can't even sleep. What a fucking stale ham sandwich of a human. I'll be thinking about this for years cause this is the ultimate sin

Some dude just told me my dog's "not that cute". OKAAY put your fucking dukes up buster!! I'll leave a size 6 Sorel boot print on your face! Fuck outta here talking shit about me and my dog like that! I'll END you! I have a brother - I learned how to Batista Bomb at age 9, fucker

I LIVE WITH A TINY PREDATOR (sorry for my shriek)

just watched a spider crawl across my bed so now i have to burn it

@ashhmarchant 100% yes

7 years ago we were funneling beers to Donald Trump by Mac Miller. It is now 2018, Donald Trump is president and Mac Miller is dead. What a miserable turn of events.

“What are your talents?”

@emservs lmao that is absolutely amazing🙌🏼

Google the word “Idiot” lmao, have a good day

dudes who don’t believe white privilege is real are the same dudes who believe jackhammering their fingers into a girl for 15 minutes is good form

@jmeoleary hahaha all you owe me is some snuggles!!

@Thorty19 I’m guessing you’re not as excited??? #plumb #ahpushshit #pushshitrealgood

corn on the cob season is right around the corner and it’s got me feeling all kindaaaaa ways 🌽🤤

@ashhmarchant THE SQUAD BBY