Hillary LP Eason

@MonsterFresh @DanGnajerle literally same

@DanGnajerle I found this by Googling if anyone else shared this take. This tweet deserved more appreciation

The Weeknd? You mean less talented twin shadow??

@DanielPinkwater I'm so sorry. Your books have meant so much to me, and I can only imagine what a big part she played in making them what they are.

@baebridge Nitt I owe you and Cheriz an email or five I'm just gonna send one now

oof consertal. my boyfriend: "you know you are more than twenty years older than these people" #spellingbee

thanks, linguaphiles of Twitter. This has been fun. #spellingbee

okay and now they've moved on to the Draft Kings Cornhole Tournament and I feel like *we've* moved to the Darkest Timeline #spellingbee

Zaila, please stay this blissfully weird forever. As a Weirdo American, I can say that we need the representation #spellingbee

"the clutch performance at the end" #spellingbee

first Black American winner, first Louisiana winner, first winner whose father's last name is Spacetime #spellingbee

ZAILA WON #spellingbee

"does this word contain Bill Murray?" "nice try kid" #spellingbee

"neroli oil" that is two words my man #spellingbee

the world screams "E" at the TV and we all learn that it's "nepeta" #spellingbee

nepota? does this have a secret k? oh no Zaila #spellingbee

"number one...in the world, basically." okay I love the Spelling Bee as much as anyone but: the American English-speaking world come on #spellingbee

okay so the coach was a runner-up six years ago which means he's...eighteen? #spellingbee

concertal? like concentric? that sounds too easy though #spellingbee

that said, I am genuinely moved by the nice things the bell lady has to say about each contestant. She's clearly learned about them #spellingbee

seriously though the close-up of the woman hitting the bell is the most brutal thing on television right now #spellingbee

NOOOO IT'S CLOXACILLIN I have brought shame to my family #spellingbee