Lydo

Me thinking to myself: “omg, wow they’re turning 31 already?” Remembering I’m also 31 😂🥲

Maybe a trauma response, but it actually irritates me when people want to “check in” with me constantly. Like can you leave me tf alone for like two whole days?

YOU CAN NOT MIX ALL YOUR FRIEND GROUPS

I just spent $30 on the ice cream man LOL

The amount of gifts I got for my son from extended family and I have never once received anything for me 😂😂 including a gold chain for a 4 month old 🥴

My fb posts from 10 years ago are just too much. I was annoying as hell lmao

I get mad at myself sometimes for wishing my son was older already only so his medical problems will (hopefully) be resolved. I know I’ll miss this tiny baby stage too, but I wish I was able to enjoy it more without appointments & anxiety 😔

Postpartum hair loss is the most depressing thing ever. Not being chunky. Not the mood swings. Being a baldy LOL

You would think since I haven’t worked since July I would chill on the Amazon purchases, but I can’t stop😅

My mom telling me I’m a bad parent when she use to leave me home alone at 5 years old is just pure gold LOL

I love all the babies everyone is having.

My husband being absolutely over the top about everything related to having this baby makes me 🥺🥲🥺🥲 I definitely married the right man.

Nothing makes old people angrier than telling them to mind their own business.

Wanted to buy a second car, but these interest rates are NOT it 🥴

When DoorDash delivers to the wrong house and you’ve been waiting 😭

This fake sriracha at restaurants is really ruining my vibe lol

An old lady had to help my heavily pregnant self reach a package at the Amazon lockers. I have never been more humbled 😂

The notes on my chart from my OB visits are hilarious. “Patient arrives alone. Again.” 😂😂😂 I didn’t know we were bringing company to every appointment

In such a funk. Hopefully a mani pedi can help😞