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@himishahan

stand up / writer

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Ocak 2009
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My friend told me he started dating a new girl… just met her- it was Zooey Deschanel.
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Hey ad people, Zach Braff is not going to get anyone to switch to T-mobile.
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Can we use AI to pretend to have nuked Iran and Trump just believes it?
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perfect weather last night for a bike ride home
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Could you imagine Leno doing this speech? #oscars
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A Series of Unfortunate Pitt-vents
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Does Trump just want to host an awards show? What’s going on.
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Getting older is so weird. I used to look up how to get six pack abs, now I’m googling how to touch my toes.
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Alyssa Liu proves what white genes can do with proper parenting.
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My girl is making me watch Love is Blind, and two white people are bonding about how they love “Mr Brightside”. Yall really couldn’t find that in the real world?
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Feels pretty American of her to sell out for money.
Theo Wold@RealTheoWold

A very interesting contrast between two American-born athletes at the Olympics. Freestyle Skier Eileen Gu (right), despite living her entire life in America, competes for China and gets paid millions of dollars to do it. Figure skater Alysa Liu (left), who just won a gold medal for the United States, is the daughter of a Chinese immigrant who participated in the Tiananmen Square protests. China attempted to recruit her but she refused and needed enhanced security from the State Department at the '22 games in Beijing because of it. In a world of Eileen Gu's, who sell out their country for cash, be an Alysa Liu. 🇺🇸

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@SUPERTUNAMELT lol I thought you were doing a Ariana grande joke then I saw the comments and I was like valid
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@iamrahstradamus Hey buddy I love the boys on the show. Yall got good chemistry and are always a fun listen. Don’t let the haters get you down.
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I feel like so many fans of the Ringer pods love Bill and hate watch the rest of us. Reading the comments on Spotify and Youtube are honestly depressing. Can't tell you how many times I've read someone saying I had the dumbest take of all time & then it ends up being right (like Panthers +1800 to win the Division & Bears +900 to win the Division).
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The newest season of Bridgerton is about how a rich white guy will give up threesomes for a poor Asian woman.
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Is Michael B Jordan playing twins what black people talk about “having to work twice as hard for half the credit”?
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I can’t believe Iman Shumpert’s ex just won a Golden Globe.
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Nikki crushing early. Good for her.
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lol why have a customer service line if you don’t hire anyone to answer the phones?
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