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A man stole William Woods's identity, then accused Woods of stealing his, had Woods prosecuted, jailed, and drugged in a mental ward. A dogged detective solved it. Is an above-guidelines sentence justified? Yes, explains Judge Gruender. Might be the craziest fact section yet!

Having guy friends is astronomically overrated

I keep seeing people posting clips of that Speed Racer movie and talking about it being the most visually stunning thing they've ever seen and saying it's like an underappreciated masterpiece and then every clip looks like that one race in Spy Kids 3.

i think if it’s legal to cave dive then people should be allowed to pump the themselves with as many hormones as they please

British Cabinet Ministers Losing Confidence in PM Keir Starmer: "It's Bleak" as Coup Talks Heat Up — iPaper

RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'" Trump: "Right"

You're welcome Sens fans.

this was made with ChatGPT Image 2.0. we are so cooked 😭

A year or so ago, a ton of internal documents from the Bionicle team at Lego from 2001 to 2009 were leaked. Since they're all Europeans who speak English as a second language, they are hilarious.

can’t wait for everyone to freak out about how murder, abuse, incest, manipulation, etc etc is WRONG ACTUALLY when the show about vampires who murder, abuse, do incest, manipulate, etc etc comes back