emily

@KatieIglesias KFC fries are where its at 👀

Which fast food fries are better??

I would like to attend a Shrek themed party before I die.

🐣🐇🐰 Happy Easter 🐣🐇🐰

Kanye West and Jeffree Star's child

do I have covid or have I only consumed wine and carbohydrates for 8 days

@jamesy_cuv You too chum! 😋🎄

@hinchers212 Merry christmas emily, hope u had a class day xx

A chrimbo nap inbetween your dinner and pudding has to be done

i wonder if my houseplants are upset that i put up a fake christmas tree...

oh my god i can’t believe biden just won a one year supply of anastasia beverly hills cosmetics and a cash prize of $100,000

2 tomatoes = 20p Cheese = 30p These glasses - did you know? $25,000

@jodiewright95 @stradivarius Yesss finally getting the recognition they deserve 🤣 my absolute fave jean!!

More suicide deaths than coronavirus deaths last month and this month so Wear your mask and wash your hands, but most importantly don’t forget to be nice to people and look after yourself.

@Lauzyfaulks @VexKing has an amazing book called good vibes, good life which is a great starting point to get an understanding of it 🖤 xx

what happened to the hole in the cellphone so you can add a dangly phone charm? humanity has strayed so far away from the important things....

It's gotta feel insanely good to be a cow and let out a huge moo

Me in public: My headphones:

In Bridget Jones’ Diary we’re supposed to believe that she’s a failure and overweight when she’s 10 stone, got dead good mates, walks her way into a tv job, owns her own flat in central London and is fancied by Hugh Grant AND Colin Firth