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@BuffaloBills @NFL @Nickelodeon Forever my NVP ❤️

The original NVP is your Week 18 NVP!! @NFL x @Nickelodeon

Just stopped at the BP in Schiller Park cause I noticed I had no gas. I realized I left my wallet at home so I was SOL cause the tank had ~10 miles to make it 22. The man running the counter offered $5 to fill it up enough to get home. Public thank you to the clerk at BP!

If I were president I would enforce all public bathrooms to equip two-ply toilet paper.

RETWEET IF YOUR TEAM WON THE NFC NORTH. #BearDown 🐻⬇️

Top 3 underrated parts of modern cars that come standard in almost every car now a days (in no particular order): 1. Cruise Control 2. Bluetooth 3. Digital Speedometer

Happy Victory Monday. Retweet to get our 10-4 Bears to the Pro Bowl. VOTES COUNT DOUBLE AGAIN TODAY.🐻⬇️ 1 RT = 2 #ProBowlVote      #ProBowlVote     Kevin Byard #ProBowlVote     Jaquan Brisker #ProBowlVote     Nahshon Wright #ProBowlVote     Darnell Wright #ProBowlVote     Jonah Jackson #ProBowlVote     Drew Dalman #ProBowlVote     Joe Thuney #ProBowlVote     Rome Odunze #ProBowlVote     Caleb Williams #ProBowlVote     Kyle Monangai #ProBowlVote     Montez Sweat #ProBowlVote     D’Andre Swift #ProBowlVote    Luther Burden III #ProBowlVote     Tremaine Edmunds #ProBowlVote     Colston Loveland

#ProBowlVote  counts DOUBLE today Montez Sweat Gervon Dexter Grady Jarrett T.J. Edwards Nahshon Wright Jaylon Johnson C.J. Gardner-Johnson Kevin Byard Jaquan Brisker Devin Duvernay

VOTES COUNT DOUBLE TODAY. Retweet to get our Bears to the Pro Bowl. 🐻⬇️ 1 RT = 1 #ProBowlVote    #ProBowlVote   Kevin Byard #ProBowlVote   Jaquan Brisker #ProBowlVote   Nahshon Wright #ProBowlVote   Darnell Wright #ProBowlVote   Jonah Jackson #ProBowlVote   Drew Dalman #ProBowlVote   Joe Thuney #ProBowlVote   Rome Odunze #ProBowlVote   Caleb Williams #ProBowlVote   Kyle Monangai #ProBowlVote   Montez Sweat #ProBowlVote   D’Andre Swift #ProBowlVote  Luther Burden III #ProBowlVote   Tremaine Edmunds #ProBowlVote   Colston Loveland

Go run it up!! Hit the retweet button.. Counts as DOUBLE ! #DaBears  #ProBowlVote  +@JaquanBrisker

Correct me if I’m wrong… but if Philip Rivers takes the Colts to the playoffs and plays good that’s like the definition of Comeback Player of the Year, no?

Quite possibly my least favorite thing in the world is one ply toilet paper. If you purchase one ply toilet paper you’re a bitch.

Nothing like killing time on the train with some #ballknowledge

What kind of bullshit was @Andrew__Slater up to this off season making this roster?

@Pbeard3_cards @colinhackett13

People that have “fan of (x, y and z)” in their Twitter bio are fucking insufferable

@MLB @Topps Go Cubs

Seiya Suzuki's bat has been golden lately, so we have a @Topps Gilded Rookie card to give away! Repost and reply for a chance to win.

@CBismuthian Ryan Borucki Mundelein (Jon Hanscom and Andrew Schroed piece) alumn!

@CBismuthian @tacobell Final Pt. For the rest of my college career my two nicknames were a shortened version of my last name and “Taco”. For two years after the incident that particular Taco Bell would slip in extra food or drink whenever I went and give me a wink (they probably felt bad).

@CBismuthian @tacobell Pt 9. The best part is I told my coach the situation, got a two week suspension as well as an $800 ticket & court mandated AA session. A month later I had to miss a scrimmage for the AA session. I showed up late to the scrimmage and roped a double off a guy in pro ball now.

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