Because I'm a Potato

@danorlovsky7 @willcain Hey, congratulations, associating with that chode is officially more embarrassing than running out the back of the end zone.

Got challenged by my buddy @willcain Ironman up next

Similarly, @DetroitPistons and @Lions I see you both too. Glad to be a fan.

Logging in here just to say that hey, @DetroitRedWings and @tigers I see you both NOT as sponsors of Motor City Pride. Is there hate in your heart, or are you just cheap?

@JohnKeatingTV Came back to Twitter so I could reply here. I'll miss seeing you on TV, but the viewers' loss is definitely your family's gain.

Hey, gang. A bit of personal news here. I’ve decided to retire from TV at the end of this Red Wings season.

I'm gonna need @RicFlairNatrBoy to give me a take on the figure 4 that OSU player put on Donovan Edwards 😡😡😡

@KristinChirico I've been studying and practicing for when my dad inevitably asks me a trillion questions.

Things are obviously terrible right now but in less than three months Drake is gonna have to sit there and watch while he gets called a p*dophile during halftime of the most watched TV program in America

@catswithbats Becauseimapotato but you knew that.

who else is on blue sky? drop your usernames!!!

About ready to be done here. You can catch me on That Other App, ask if you can't find me. I leave you with this intrusive thought, which might make you laugh and reinforce the importance of maternal health care: Every time I put a shirt on my son I'm so glad I had a C-section.

@GatorsDaily I think we are reading this wrong. Who did moo deng choose to destroy? Who needed to be removed from her majestic presence?

moo deng i am hungry

@bioware So I fell in the water and it respawned me in the water so I just death looped for awhile. Did that sort of thing get patched or should I continue my hydrophobia?

Hey everyone, We have our first patch for #DragonAge: The Veilguard coming later this week to all platforms! This patch will include some bug fixes, minor balance changes, and some crash mitigations. Full Patch Notes will be available with the patch! Some examples include: - Fixed an issue where some customizations were not applied to the Inquisitor correctly in one scene. - Fixed an issue where DLSS options could end up “grayed-out” on a 40-series Nvidia GPU. (PC only) - Fixed an issue that caused Companion Skill Points to reset.

@dbodine3 @catswithbats @Lions I LOVE it

Apparently I’m making the rounds on this app, in case anyone is wondering who the @Lions fan in the cheese grater is…

@BioWareProblems The hair is SO GOOD

A BioWare game with good hair tech

@BadMedicalTakes I mean I guess I was only 39 when I had my miscarriage and then my pregnancy so this checks out.

@limpinglibrary A Thing happens about 90% through the book. It didn't work out how I thought it would but it does make things very different. The book is FANTASTIC

@hipdeep_inpie Okay, so now I'm curious!

I had to stop reading Metal From Heaven by @sapphomancer at a point (one of many) where it became clear that everything has just changed, and on the one hand I'm exhausted and do not have the mental capacity to survive this ending and on the other OMG WHAT THE FUCK

@beckster3053 I'm so sorry you're going through this <3

I wish people were still here so I’m not screaming into the void, but work is not good at all right now. I’m burnt out and stressed and could probably use a career change, but what can one do with a ba in English and an mlis

Actually, fuck it. No sleep we die like redacted

@fdpaff @sapphomancer As far as I can tell, yes.

@kchuk07 @BadMedicalTakes Not according to this article. She has the legal right to make medical care choices for her baby,but not herself.

@BadMedicalTakes Once she’s pregnant, is she considered emancipated? 36 weeks and contracting should not be ignored.

@OfficialTAZ You two were fantastic. I also still quote Taz's Kitchen an alarming amount.

lol we always had fun!