Sir Noel Jesus KBE

@KeithPenelope3 I'd never treat my beautiful ball bag in such a heinous way.

@HisHolyLord hi, Sir Noel, just wondered if you’d ever thought of stamping on your own nut sack?

@SaintBelta @1234Swisssx8hd @cannock666 @SartorialThug Actually I've gone off it a bit lately.

@1234Swisssx8hd @cannock666 @SartorialThug HAHAHA YOU CAN SEE HER FUCKING MONKEY HAHALOLOLZZZZ HAS @HisHolyLord SEEN THIS HE LUV DA PUUUUNANNNIII LOLOLOLOLZZZZ

All the sex scenes were integral to the plot in Soapy Titwank Barmaids and Soapy Titwank Barmaids 2 and 3.

I DO NOT HAVE A DOSE OF THE HANTAS.

@CaptInappropri8 I haven't thought beyond the first sentence.

@HisHolyLord Why?

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@moanaparte STOP CATCHING ME OUT ON TECHNICALITIES!

@HisHolyLord Still didn’t call for it to be banned, I see. #NONCE

We had a five second power cut earlier which of course disabled the broadband hub for two thousand years. I was listening to Night Moves by Bob Seger at the time, but because I'm an old fart, I was able to grab my CD of the album and stick the bugger back on. Take THAT, Gen Z!

@moanaparte That's a shit song by the oasises, listened to by people sporting welland haircuts and calling all their mates "our kid".

@HisHolyLord He says nothing about What's the Story, Morning Glory? of course. #NONCE

@moanaparte Afternoon delight is about a delicious bowl of angel delight after school at 3.30pm and is completely wholesome.

@HisHolyLord He says nothing about Afternoon Delight of course. #NONCE

@SartorialThug @NickDixon Proper classic

@NickDixon Windmilling

Trump warns Starmer ‘You’re windmilling your country to death’.

@Kettle_of_Smeg Ta! Taken on a 23 year old 5 megapixel digital camera. 😂

@HisHolyLord Thanks. It's a good shot.

Here's a picture of a moody sky with a couple of crane things.

Has that useless zero imagination lawyer resigned yet?

@Kettle_of_Smeg Poole Harbour

@HisHolyLord Where's that?

Me lub da pooonani

@sarahhuntantiq IYKYK, right? 😂

@HisHolyLord Love that Worrall Thompson is in charge of policing 🤣

Prime Minister: Greggory Wallace Chancellor: John T Rhodes. Home Sec: Worrall Thompson Foreign Sec: Rusty Lee

Jamie Oliver can FUCK OFF though.

@ReticentGenius His total war skills would make the enemies of the yookay TREMBLE.

@HisHolyLord Can he get Saturday's off to spend time with the kid he didn't want?

Gregg wallace for prime minister.