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Getting the nyt is crazy because every week they send you a time capsule of what your friends were talking about two years ago

Your modern love story sir

yall gotta stop acting like girls magically turn into a fully grown adult the minute they turn 18 likeee

The "real world" ended at the start of the 20th century, we've just been living in Hell all along.

i hate the fact that math and science smart students are considered smarter than english and history smart students

Male friendships are strongest when there is a business or otherwise productive context (gym/sports/hobby) involved Time spent with friends purely for the sake of friendships begins to trend toward zero after ~college

has the pendulum swung so far that tattoos aren’t that cool anymore

Jake Paul: disney/vine star seed investor in ramp trains to become $100M+ prize fighter sobbing like a baby while watching his wife win gold gotta admit, the man's got range

I've never seen a like/dislike ratio so high. over 1,000 likes for every 1 dislike.

This is another level of mog.