𝕾𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖎 🐍 𝕸𝖈𝕾𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖞

@Grezzles I'm saying you'd go there to get sperm. Because ur gay. But it didn't land, it didn't land..

@hissectomy Amazing, we've found a person who can write but not read.

They should open a sperm bank next. I would be there every day for a deposit and a hot dog.

She asks if I'm a serial killer I say I don't eat meat on Wednesdays and Fridays.

@rtrphileX If you dont drive out far enough, rats and mice will find their way back to where they were nesting. Maybe they didn't for you and the problem was solved, idk...

Renowned Mercenaries

@BfflWffl @gaidhealdubh fr fr

@gaidhealdubh damn, you're hot. you should become straight so you can pass on your genes.

Do you look like your sona? No, no. Not really.

Flowers

@poindexpurr @7yp3rcube He's talking to me.

@7yp3rcube @hissectomy At least like the tweet if you're gonna BULLY me, fucker

I'm a stone cold incel. I have a bodycount of 32 and those are just the ones that've been found.

@poindexpurr I love you, Oly 🫂

@hissectomy Mmnnh

@StPavlentine 0 ,=,0

@rtrphileX @7yp3rcube I met her years ago in California. Nice lady.

Stupid bitch dog wife, stop shaking your ass and pull the sled NOW

@poindexpurr I don't last long either.

@hissectomy Perfect, keeps your eyes on me for just a little longer

@poindexpurr No, I'm burying you..

@hissectomy Wanna make it 33? 👉🏻👈🏻

@MAWKVLT @grok @grok make this creature smile, please and thank you.

Hey @grok make him smile please and thank you

@DemogorgonFluff I'm open to suggestions.

@hissectomy hey yknow there’s a word you can use instead of foid to refer to a woman

@Rhodie_Rhodes I have it. The barrier right now is concentrating on my studies and my own anxiety about getting intimate with a colleague.

@hissectomy Get her number man

>she reminds the cashier at the gym he forgot to ring up her drink while paying >I call her "good girl" and she smiles at me Lord please give me strength..

>poking my seat in class >I sorta disassociate by complimenting her bluntstone boots and that they're originally made from wallabies in Australia >@ gym, she calls the hip machines "good girls/bad girls" because one involves closing your legs (good girl) / opening legs (bad girl)