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@hissectomy
a fumbling sinner โ แตแถ แต แตสธ @asianfissureman
๐ Katฤฑlฤฑm Mart 2015
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@EjBeta Less than 5% of homes in the UK have AC.
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My AC is set to that temperature, itโs around 76ยฐF
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits
British people when the weather goes above 25ยฐC.
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I went to the place with the highest concentration of snakes in the world and everyone there knew me.
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@hissectomy @Wfflussy Seppuku is larp. An actually cool painful death would be lighting yourself on fire or electrocuting yourself in a crowded room. Or glueing your hands to your head, making a noose of piano wire, and junping off a bridge so it looks like you tore your own head off
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27 is definitely the ideal age to kill oneself. Right before the transition to a major adult identity you know might be stifling or cowed and will inevitably lose the vibrancy and electric power of youth. Killing yourself at 27 is romantic, at 31 it's a bit pathetic.
Dear Self.@Dearme2_
27 is a weird age you feel like you're 19, but then you meet a 19 year old and realize you're 45.
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@MAWKVLT @Enester_Art Girls.
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@SirTimothyPE You're fckin jacked.
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I donโt know if Iโll ever be comfortable with myself with out these uniforms
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@CornnFlakee that's going to make you look extra skinny
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wearing the joe's story tee to a function and getting all the bitches
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@CornnFlakee You're so good.
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@another_anon122 If it's a guy I might have a chance.
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@PineDurr @RatShattered This is me.
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Moss Cameron@natural_manure
@cmurphyslaw86 Fights /arent/ fair. Thats why I pull first and make it clear that fighting me is a death sentence. Dont get it twisted now, I will never start a fight. Ever. But I've ended plenty by being the psycho who will absolutely shoot you for being a threat to my situation or people.
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@7yp3rcube You have a job?
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I love when work sends to some shitty place outside the city because that means I basically get a free day
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@rtrphileX @Polymarket What they really mean is "military age"
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JUST IN: Russian health ministry now classifies people aged 39 & under as โyoung.โ
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Love finding these little beauties around here
Big momma I caught earlier today
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@CornnFlakee Nothing works for everyone.
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@GFoxlore Let him live!
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So.... for something a little different
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