Hitanshu Gokani

@acidpapii 17

iphone 17 or 17 pro max?

@clownlamba It’s so ass

Why is everyone hating on the new Spotify logo???? I lowkey fw it

@rajvishah30 It’s an important fact. People should recognise the King

Cricket nerds are so cute man because why do these men know that kohli also hit a 100 off 58 balls back in 2019 against KKR?

@thatmfrids Can sort 2

@hitanshoe 2

Can someone sort Calvin Harris

@IndianTechGuide We’re finished

🚨 Four million Indians subscribed to an extramarital dating app, Gleeden. A growing number of Indians are turning to discreet digital platforms to seek companionship, something missing in their existing relationships. Bengaluru leads with 18% of users, followed by Hyderabad (17%), Delhi (11%), Mumbai (9%), and Pune (7%).

@nushdumpster Time’s come for hair patches

@hitanshoe like every other guy seriously

can boys fucking stop having receding hairline ffs

@VishalBhargava5 Vishal Wadhwani of Vibgyor Real Estate, I can put you in touch with him if you feel so

Keen to do a podcast with someone who is a Dubai real estate specialist. The one who skips the BS and gives a true pulse. Any suggestions?

@mostlyylame Yes

Anybody going to any Holi events today in Mumbai!???? Hit me up !!!!!

@bhaumikgowande No comments

@hitanshoe Perhaps? But so much effect?

Whats with traffic suddenly disappearing from Mumbai’s major arterials? Is there any ban on trucks and freight or its the month end phenomena where transit gets more crowded?

⚪️⚫️ Anthony Gordon becomes Newcastle all time top scorer in Champions League. 🆕 Most UCL caps for Newcastle: 𝟏𝟓. 🆕 Fastest goal the club has recorded: 𝟏𝟐𝟐 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬. 🆕 Most UCL goals in single Newcastle campaign: 𝟏𝟎.

🚨 JUST IN: Sir Jim Ratcliffe just got out of a lift alongside Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox with a huge smile on his face. [@StevenRailston]

The Indian Embassy in Tehran asks its nationals to leave Iran. But trust me, many of them won’t leave, and when and if war breaks out, they’ll be making emotional and/or taunting videos about India not rescuing them. Then special IAF flights, along with a minister, will go to pick them up. They’ll be received in Delhi/Mumbai by another minister, who will welcome them a rose and a namaste. Thereafter, many of them will complain in the media about how they weren’t given a seat on the plane en route to India, no snacks were provided, and that instead of arranging special flights to take them from Mumbai/Delhi to their homes, they were sent in state transport buses.

@xoaanya Fuck*

@hitanshoe Huh

Hot take: Long-term relationships mess you up mentally way more than casual ones.

@Kritikaaaa_10 Gold ETF , can pick copper based stocks since there are no copper ETF’s

Have about ₹50k sitting around. Don’t want crypto or stocks. Just want a chill invest-and-forget option. Any ideas?

@Nithya_Shrii I agree

BE BORING 2026: - Go to the gym - Take your vitamins - Meal prep every Sunday - Eat your home-cooked meals - Walk 8,000–10,000 steps a day - Pack your gym bag the night before - Say no to things that drain your energy

@ashanviii This more of a representation of west in India. Not the representation of India to the west.

Tyla concert did more for India's image than any govt campaign 😂