dr. hamburger phd.

so i heard

“my other ride is a strap-on” bumper sticker

i will never stop glazing imaginal disk

U is for girls, Wallsocket is for boys, and fishmonger is 5 years old today

phan is everywhere.

is it okay to listen to pop punk even tho i'm over the age of consent

I love my facial hair! I absolutely love having to shave every day and then having it grow back horrible the next day! I love it!!!!

Happy 27th birthday to the talented Mikey Madison.

presenting the most comically long joints ever

this being one of the best things to come out of 2025 open.spotify.com/track/0CVbCtcd…

5 DAYS TILL EVERYTHING CHANGES 🎆

Kim petras and her ipad stun in new video 😭

when someone shows me an ounce of affection so now i gotta attach myself to them like a stray dog

hg hit her nipple like owwwww

you cum when jerk off. thats how you know to stop. - ghandi probably

hi everypony i'm really high at the taco bell kfc combination

i saw the peepee glow

i get really upset i can't do those "i can't function without my _" because i need so many things to function it would be more like a grocery list or something and wouldn't be funny :(