@AlexanderLotus @Howlingmutant0 What's Takis, precious? What's Takis?!
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Literally Hitler
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@Howlingmutant0 I once ate a whole bag of Takis in one sitting with no water. I passed out and when I woke up my tongue had a condom of skin on it that came off in one piece and my wrists were throbbing.
Pretty sure if I did that now I’d die.
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@jinijane_ Ik, die ook het nieuws heb gezien, strategisch opgesteld naast het lokale katholieke meisjesinternaat
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Haters in the comments do not understand the sensitivity of a sensitive young groyper.
Sensitive Groyper@ShyGroyper
I saw this baby in a white moms car when i was at the circle k. Doors wide open while she was inside. Half black so dad probably wasn't around so I did what any logical proud white man would do. I gave it the finger and took a picture of it. Stupid baby got what was coming to him
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@ShyGroyper Haters in the comments do not understand the sensitivity of a sensitive young groyper.
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I saw this baby in a white moms car when i was at the circle k. Doors wide open while she was inside. Half black so dad probably wasn't around so I did what any logical proud white man would do. I gave it the finger and took a picture of it. Stupid baby got what was coming to him
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@FischerKing64 Robert Duvall on his deathbed, his life (him on a swing) flashing before his eyes: "what an actor dies with me!"
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The late Robert Duvall had a cameo at the very beginning of the 1978 version of Invasion of the Bodysnatchers - all of 30 seconds as a Priest on a swing. Donald Sutherland was great as the lead. You also see how smart a city San Francisco was before the homelessness and drugs.
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@Babygravy9 @UnderCoercion @CaseyPutsch @AFUnitedX @vrilliumlive If you're talking about the redness of the cheeks, it's prolly a combo of nervousness and alcohol (to cope with the nerves).
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@SydSteyerhart Funny how there's like two worlds: the world of consent. That leads to extinction.
And then there's the world of rape, that leads to overpopulation. Luckily, to mitigate, the forces that propagate consent also propagate import of rapists, so i guess we're gonna be ok.
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More babies are born in Nigeria every year than in all of Europe and Russia combined. This is the future of the world unless something radically changes.
New York Post@nypost
Brutal 'rape festival' in Nigeria sparks outrage worldwide after horrifying video of men chasing women through streets surfaces trib.al/oGBkgss
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@kunley_drukpa @LudditeHacker Dito met spaghetti overigens. Italo-poors get rekt.
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@LudditeHacker “Yaa in ze Nederlands we cut our pizza wis ze scissors, for maksimaal cutting effeesjensy. It vould be sub-optimal not to use ze scissors for ze cutting”
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@NormanDodd_knew Stormy, I know you like guns and are thinking about selling your fancy cars. Please use the money to buy a Luger. Sexier then Barreta. The smaller the better.
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@gran1te_mtn Now this is starting to make sense. Can you do one where the chick isn't ugly?
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The "John Doe" from the JP Morgan sex slave suit has been revealed.
At first, I was skeptical.
But now that I see what this stud looks like, I have no doubts.
Justice for Chirayu Rana.
I don't care how hot he is.
Women need to learn to take no for an answer.
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@LotusFlameSword Learned this the hard way. Even tried to teach her. "Look, like this" (swallowing a cucumber whole and passing out)
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@CoreyJMahler Could it be that Noah had only two sons and a pair of chimps?
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@LordIxabert @cosyposter Animals are romantics. Just like us.
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@cosyposter Because men are the gentler of the two sexes, and animals can sense this.
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"A European study found urban birds flew away sooner when approached by women than men. Men got about 1 metre closer on average before the birds scarpered. It held across 37 species and five countries.
Scientists don’t know why. They controlled for height, clothing color, direct gaze, and long hair being visible.."
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@tupacabra Dogs and Derek Chauvin are the only qualified cops.
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@Timmysofine Heaven is where blacks still talk through you movie. No escape.
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Last night, they played 'Michael Jackson' the movie in heaven where MJ, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Walker and several others watched.
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