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@jup_mobile Over hyping is bad. Jup never learned.

Tomorrow is the big day 🤫

@usapinglacson @iampinglacson Dami mong ebas pingky, move on na. bawi na lang kayo next time.

Nagpahayag ng pangamba si Sen. Panfilo "Ping" Lacson nitong Martes hinggil sa mga “procedurally infirm” na mosyong inihain sa plenaryo ng Senado matapos ang pagpalit ng liderato nito noong nakaraang Lunes. @iampinglacson pinglacson.net/2026/05/12/lac…

on this sunday, i have only two words for you: BIG. WEEK.

@marinonchain Less traders and more paperhand in solana, so nope.

Do you think $JUP can pump to $5 next cycle? 🪐 Sounds insane… until you run the numbers The UNI comparison has come up a lot when assessing JUP’s valuation So let’s start there 👇 Uniswap’s ATH was ~$25B mcap: → That puts $JUP ~$6+ Now look at fundamentals: ✅ Revenue → JUP: ~$50.6M annually → UNI: ~$41.2M Jupiter already generates more revenue than Uniswap. ✅ Valuation → JUP: ~$592M mcap → UNI: ~$2B+ Same ballpark revenue but 3–4x lower valuation ✅ Structure → Emissions paused indefinitely → No constant sell pressure → Cleaner price discovery ✅ Product Surface → Aggregator + perps (multiple revenue engines) → ~$5.7B aggregator volume (30d) → ~$5.8B perps volume (30d) → Higher monetization per user vs single-product DEX ✅ Reality Check → More competition vs 2021 → Harder to reach $25B So the question: does the market reprice JUP to match its revenue? What do you think?

@dzmenews Bakit sila magpapakita sa house na hindi nmn kayo ang proper forum. E-akyat nyo na sa senado pra masimulan ang trial. Dami nyong pa-andar, bka naghihintayan lang kayo sa inyong maleta nka FLR? lol

“Tama na ang daldal, magpakita na kayo.” ’Yan naman ang mensahe ni Bicol Saro Rep. Terry Ridon kay VP Sara Duterte at sa defense team nito, at tigilan na rin ang pagtatago sa press statements at press conferences. | via Ed Sarto Basahin: tinyurl.com/5339pesh

the ticker is $JUICED

@nicksortor Not sure who's the terrorist now.

BREAKING: The Pentagon has released footage of the US Navy OPENING FIRE on an Iranian-flagged cargo ship who IGNORED warnings to turn around over a six hour period “Motor vessel TOUSKA! Motor vessel TOUSKA! Vacate your engine room, vacate your engine room. We're prepared to subject you to DISABLING FIRE.” US Marines are now on board the ship.

@kashdhanda @JupiterExchange

people are simply unprepared for how much better the @JupiterExchange products are going to get in Q2. buckle up.

@martypartymusic better stay in crypto

Fresh Axios report - President Donald Trump told reporters that U.S. envoys (including Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner) had been negotiating directly with a senior Iranian official. He asserted that the two sides had reached agreement on “many points” or even “almost all points” in some of his phrasing toward ending the ongoing 2026 Iran war (also referred to as Operation Epic Fury in U.S./Israeli contexts). Trump deliberately avoided naming the Iranian interlocutor, citing security concerns (“I don’t want to get him killed”), and described the contact as a highly respected figure in Iranian leadership, distinct from the Supreme Leader (whose status or communications remain unclear amid the conflict). Trump’s Specific Claims of Iranian Concessions According to Trump, the areas of alignment include: • Nuclear program: Iran would commit to not pursuing nuclear weapons, cease uranium enrichment, and hand over its existing stockpiles of enriched uranium. • Missiles: Iran agreed to stay “low-key” on its ballistic missile program (potentially aligning with broader U.S. demands for limits or caps). • Strait of Hormuz: Iran would reopen the strategically vital waterway, which has been a flashpoint for global oil shipments and naval tensions. Trump stated that if Iran follows through, “it will end the conflict.” He also mentioned pausing planned U.S. strikes on Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure for at least five days to allow diplomacy to proceed, framing the talks as occurring “under fire” for maximum leverage.

@ShaykhSulaiman Stop being a moron, stop posting fake news!

BREAKING: USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN ATTACKED BY IRAN IN STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ Spokesman for the Central Prophet Seal: The aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln, which had approached within 340 kilometers of Iran's maritime border in the Gulf of Oman to manage the Strait of Hormuz, was subjected to an attack by drones belonging to the Iranian Navy of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard, and quickly fled with its destroyers, and is now more than a thousand kilometers away from the area.

@TrillanesSonny Boy maleta!!! UROR!

I vehemently deny that I received $2M or any amount from Zaldy Co for the ICC investigation or any other purpose. This is an attempt to discredit the ongoing ICC proceedings against duterte. I will be filing cyberlibel cases against Levi Baligod, Mike Defensor, Jay Sonza, the 18 ex-soldiers, and all those who are maliciously circulating this blatant lie. This is not new to me. I will not be distracted. Hahabulin ko kayo.

@JupiterExchange @jup_mobile You released this on the last ASR though. 🫤

Claiming your ASR through @jup_mobile is hands down the smoothest way to do it. We claimed live with the community on Catlumpurr Day 0. Import your wallet, open the app, and claim in literally two taps. No extra steps. If you haven’t yet, open Jupiter Mobile and see it for yourself.

@TommyEgan357 You're still bitter after they kicked you out from discord?

As I warned you at $0.6 to sell $JUP, I’m warning you again. Don’t panic sell here. Wait for the Catlumpur hype, then reassess. Jupuary matters. It adds more $JUP into circulating supply, with a large portion going to users. Most of those users are not long term holders. They treat JUP as cashback, not conviction, which naturally creates selling pressure. On top of that, we have unlocks involving JUP and Mercurial investors, as well as team allocations, which historically tend to get absorbed around hype driven events. Put it all together and this looks like a liquidity cycle, not organic demand. Be careful. Protect your capital.

@kashdhanda @JupiterExchange

catlumpurr is in two days. @JupiterExchange is about to reveal some stuff that will blow your goddamn mind. you are insufficiently bullish anon.

@marinonchain @JupiterExchange maybe the $jup price?

Jupiter’s Catlumpurr is FINALLY this weekend 🪐 Hyped to know what announcements they’ve got lined up 😼 Last year we got Jupnet & $JUP buybacks; What do you think @JupiterExchange will be dropping this time? 👀

@pewpiece wtf

There is no onepiece chapter this week it will return next week with onepiece chapter 1171

@dom_lucre Murica playing world police again so they can steal oil. Pathetic.

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: President Trump just confirmed that Venezuela's President Nicolás Maduro, and his wife First Lad Cilia Flores has been captured in less than 1 hour of U.S. operations. This is a show of power like never before the U.S. is stronger than ever and the Venezuelan president is currently en route to the United States. Mission accomplished, the 1 hour war is over

@ABSCBNNews Okay ka Kokey

Bicol SARO party-list Rep. Terry Ridon denied Rep. Leandro Leviste's P2 million “Christmas bonus” claim and clarified that the funds are part of the Lower House’s budget for maintenance and other operating expenses. Read: abs-cbn.com/news/nation/20…

@FabianoSolana Also humans didn't got the memo that the sale will start randomly. Jup team fuckd hard yet again this time.

$WET public sale got delayed a few times bots "didn't get the memo" and burned over $260K

@JupiterExchange Cant believe jup team fuckd up this hard. Seriously.

Public Sale Relaunch for $WET is NOW LIVE! Public Sale Relaunch Details: Sale allocation: 30m tokens (3.0%) of total supply Purchase price: 0.069 USDC per token (69m FDV) Wallet cap: 500 USDC per wallet Start time: 8th December, 11am EST End time: 8th December, 11pm EST Mechanism: First come first served Token claim and liquidity pool go live on 9th December, 9am EST. NEW $WET token CA: WETZjtprkDMCcUxPi9PfWnowMRZkiGGHDb9rABuRZ2U The sale is filled on a first-come, first-served basis and expected to sell out fast. May the wettest fingers win!