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@mcuban @AbdulElSayed Is that like when rich people said they would leave NY if mamdani elected? And then they didn't?

@AbdulElSayed What happens when the highest quality providers opt out of M4A ?

Medicare for All means no premium, no co-pay, no deductible. Doesn't matter if you get a job, lose a job, turn 26, turn 65, get married, get divorce — it is there for you.

@megha_lilly Bc children should also learn abstract intention. Not just clip art?

Instead of getting the Hungry Caterpillar for my children I got “A Butterfly is Patient”. Why? Because children deserve beauty rather than ugliness. It nourishes their spirit in a healthy way. Ugly art is junk food poison for your children. You were told to get Hungry Caterpillar by an insalubrious culture. Resist. Get your children books that depict nature in its true resplendent beauty in anatomically correct images that will help them identify things like caterpillars and butterflies in the real world. This is what they deserve. Let the blobby artists starve on their own egos.

@chiky_handlr It's like @StephenAtHome ran across some old Wayne's world clips and thought "fuck it I'll just do that" and I'm here for it.

Nothing makes my day more than Stephen Colbert, high on helium, singing a White Stripes song to Jack White in Monroe, MI on cable access. The day after his show ended. This guy has a future in the world of local cable access! 💜

@Complex My stepmom worked in suit department. Made enough to pay the bills while putting my dad went to law school.

This Sears story is sparking debate about today’s economy. A man’s viral reflection on working at Sears in the early 1990s has social media debating the reality of today’s economy. He described coworkers in customer service, hardware, and appliance sales living what he called “normal middle-class lives” through full-time retail work alone. (via /fact.philes 📸: Getty)

@chewybowen @FurkanGozukara It's called sarcasm

@FurkanGozukara "Brilliant Trump"??? WTF kind of moron are you? lol

LMAO brilliant Trump Silenced Colbert's Show - But His Last Night Broke the Internet 😭🤣😂 via Lego Geopolitica

@RightScopee No bc the answer to bringing down the deficit is always going after the poor and elderly and disabled. Never anything tax related. Like SS cap, or wealth, unrealized gains. They'll never do that. Just cut more for the lowly slugs to get the number down.

🚨 Elon Musk backs billionaire Warren Buffett’s famous plan to eliminate the deficit in 5 minutes: “You just pass a law that says, ‘Anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible for reelection.’” Elon Musk wrote on 𝕏: “💯 This is the way[!]” If the politicians in D.C. actually cared about the American people, they would pass this law tomorrow. What's your response to this.....??👀 Do you firmly support Elon Musk on this? A. Huge Yes B. No IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!!

@NikkiMcR Sad joyless bitch

Imagine being Bari and knowing you will never create anything this beloved or consequential

@atrupar He was going to golf in jersey instead per wh press corps instructions. Got caught got flack and NOW he's staying in Washington.

I fear Trump skipping his son's birthday to spend the weekend in DC -- something he normally isn't keen to do -- is a sign we should brace for him to do something crazy this weekend

@cptdankkk So close to understanding that it's easy to make money when you have money. He collects 10k bottles of wine in hopes of appreciation. Why is he fckng everywhere now.

Kevin O’Leary says your closet is full of crap and you should start buying quality "My mother taught me don't buy crap. She used to only buy one Chanel jacket a year, but a really good one" "When she died, there was a cat fight for her clothing amongst the women in my family because they were now vintage Chanels" "Most people if you go look in your closet it's full of crap you don't need. Don't buy the crap, buy the good stuff and just buy less of it"

@Acyn I am pleasured?!?

Jaxson Dart: I'm grateful, I'm honored, I'm pleasured to introduce the 45th and 47th president of the United States of America, President Donald J. Trump.

@atrupar Pretty sure Cuba is in the north Atlantic.

Q: Is there a role for NATO to play when it comes to Cuba? MARCO RUBIO: NATO is far from Cuba

@CNBC I hated him but wasn't 100% sure if I should, now I am.

Jeff Bezos: "If I do my job right, the value to society and civilization from my for-profit companies will be much, much larger than the good that I do with my charitable giving."

@60Minutes Meanwhile everyone who works for him, and his wife, need like 6 each.

Christopher Nolan admits he’s never used email or owned a smartphone.

@mmpadellan This aged poorly. Not your fault. No one saw this coming.

Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who is glad to see that Senator John Fetterman is back to his pre-stroke self enough to be dropping one-liners and zingers on Stephen Colbert's Late Night. Great show, Senator!👏👏

@Acyn He looks like shit

Reporter: What's your message to late-night host Stephen Colbert? Trump: I’ll have a message at a later date.

@mmpadellan @KingFrogTM @CBS I didn't cry watching it. But just now telling my husband about it I was overcome and I did.

@KingFrogTM @CBS I'll let you know if and when I start crying. But you should know -- it will look like trump's DAILY crying, since his feelings got hurt that's why he had Colbert removed in the first place. Nobody cries more than trump. He's a fragile little snowflake.

FUCK YOU, @CBS.

@ma1ybe Women aren't even cleared to drive for 6 weeks.

Fun fact: It is typically illegal to sell a puppy younger than 8 weeks old because it’s considered cruel to separate it from its mother, but unfortunately corporate America expects women to return to work 4 weeks after giving birth.

@CinemaTweets1 Husband: not sure I want to see the mandalorian movie. Me: Jon favreau has never let us down.

Jon Favreau’s journey through Hollywood is unlike anyone else’s. I can’t think of another career in the industry that compares to Favreau’s. Somehow, the same guy who starred in Swingers also directed Iron Man & #TheMandalorian . I own a lot of Jon Favreau stock: I’m a huge fan.

@Acyn Who is that very pregnant man behind him. When my belly button looked like that it was like the turkey thermometer had popped and it was time to give birth.

Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.

@damnidc__ My 40 yr old hs trig teacher saw me in a campus bar years later and started hitting on me at 18. Like wtf are you doing here?!!

I saw a thread of guys talking about how 35 yr old women are upset that men their age want 18 yr olds. They attributed this to.... jealousy. Naw man, we aren't jealous. It's just WE'VE BEEN 18 yr old girls. We know how creepy and predatory it feels to have older men chasing us.