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@Koena_za @MduMpansi Condoms

What are three items you might purchase at the grocery store to get strange looks from the cashier?

@odedanilo @XekiHlongwane Mazda CX30

What car are you buying this year? Speak into existence.

@Annie_Modiba Cell C

What did they do?

Date cancelled ona le kiss Madolo 😭😭😭

Repost if you agree that Botha should get the sponsorship to the 2026 Fifa World... 🇿🇦

@Patriot_S_A Clowns

A group of EFF members is called...?

@lefophanasteve2 @MickyJnr__ That's why they couldn't add that 15 minutes because the game is 90 minutes.

@MickyJnr__ If the ref added 15 minutes. That team would have covered that score

Big rewards at stake 💰 Mamelodi Sundowns 🇿🇦 ES Tunis 🇹🇳 AS FAR 🇲🇦 RS Berkane 🇲🇦 …will each receive $1.2 million for reaching the CAF Champions League semi-finals. The business end of the competition just got even more serious. 👀 #CAFCLwithMicky #AfricanFootball

@odedanilo 03 September

hey kid's asleep thread's check comments

@lelo_mkhondo Lempahla🍑 imnandi noma uyithinta, eii kazi kwakwimboboni lemnandi kangaka😭😭😭

No but s€x is actually weird 🥴😂like what are we doing to each other 😭😂🤣

@IfunanyaDelilah @TheRealMkhwanaz Nicely summarised

Current situation in the world 😅

@SigaBopha__ Builders warehouse

U got 40 min to spend R8,000 in one store where u going🤔

Retweet to annoy Makakaniya fc fans😂😂😂💃💃 @casricstarsfc siyabonga bafana bakwaMhlanga

KZN police have thanked businessman Calvin Mathibeli for inviting them to probe his business affairs, including a Gauteng Health tender.   This comes after a social media post, where he makes a number of allegations about the SAPS in the province following a raid at his premises.  A statement from the provincial commissioner’s office says: “What Mr Mathibeli does not know is that the operation at his business premises was a Head Office operation and police in KwaZulu-Natal had nothing to do with it. Mr Mathibeli seems to have an obsession with police in KwaZulu-Natal and particularly, the Provincial Commissioner. Police in KwaZulu-Natal will now seek legal recourse against Mr Mathibeli for his image-tainting utterances. Mr Mathibeli even quoted what Lieutenant General Mkhwanazi said in his evidence at the Madlanga Commission that he was minding his business in KwaZulu-Natal when he learnt of the disbandment of the PKTT and started paying attention. Now that Mr Mathibeli has introduced himself to the police in KwaZulu-Natal, his utterances were simply an invitation to police in KwaZulu-Natal to start looking into his business dealings, and police have learnt that he is a beneficiary of a tender with the Department of Health in Gauteng. Police in KwaZulu-Natal will give him the attention he is seeking and get the ball of investigations rolling. Police in KwaZulu-Natal did not know about Mr Mathibeli and his business dealings and police would like to thank him for the voluntary invitation to his business operations.  Police in KwaZulu-Natal are working tirelessly to regain the trust that the community must have on the police, and no malicious attack on police will be left unchallenged. Nobody is above the law, and any wrongdoings by police must be reported to the relevant authorities, not a miscalculated smear campaign of disseminating fabricated untruths.” @eNCA

Remember when frame 1 said Kelly Rowland is ugly 😁 The nerve of of frame 1🚮

Repost if you stand with Xolani

If Cardoso really loves my club he'd email his resignation letter now!

@maganoGasamwele Stop accepting the gifts.

He keeps showing up with gifts, but my heart is just not there😢😢

@motsekganews @Sentletse That's what he deserved

@Sentletse He died a painful death alone.

Goolam

@Solphendukaa Sisaba wena Sex champion

Growing up with siblings that you share a deep mutual love with must be special . It looks beautiful when I see siblings that love each other . I may have not had this , but will ensure my children do .