Anorexic Accountant

Having my boyfriend who is an actual accountant and 8+ years my senior watch Homeland with me at my house

I would have paid someone to shoot 8 bullets into my skull today if I hadn't seen this photo #lifeisworthliving

May my future husband be 5'7, 120 lbs, and a brunette with a norwood 2

The Piano Teacher (2001) 🤦

I used to be a Lars von Trier edge lord in middle school until I watched my first Terrence Malick film and began volunteering at church

Rivers Cuomo edit by me *repost*

Brian Bell edit by me

But who will inject Retatrutide in me?

Rivers Cuomo edit by me

My life is a mess right now and all I do is read books by chronically online sex pests

I'd like to live more purely

Brian Bell edit by me

I can't wait for the day that all our food is consumed as a pill or liquid. Meal planning is hard.

@_MSSOM_ She looks so cute omg

I don't have any drafts. I figure that if I can't remember a caption from earlier, it wasn't good enough to post.

Anna Khachiyan edit by me

Leaving for work

Why are poor people always talking on the phone is it because they’re stupid

Lias Saoudi and Anna Khachiyan are fighting and I'm the only one who cares