TeslaHODL
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TeslaHODL
@hodl_tsla
$TSLA 💎🙌🏻 since 2019. $TSLA & $TSLA only.
Katılım Mart 2022
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“People are starting to go into hiding mode”
He’s scored 13, yes just thirteen Premier League goals in the last 2 seasons combined.
If anyone needs to come out of hiding it’s you 😂😂😂😂
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🏴🗣️ Bukayo Saka after winning the Premier League: "People are starting to go into hiding mode, but we are going to find them!" He's just as unbearable as all Arsenal fans. 🤣
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🇺🇸 SOMETHING INSANE IS HAPPENING TO TESLA RIGHT NOW.
In 2020, $TSLA went on a parabolic run and expanded more than 3,300%.
Now in 2026, Tesla is repeating the exact same bull flag breakout, same trendline break, same outcome.
Will this be as aggressive as in 2020?
Probably not.
Will it make you a load of money?
Probably.
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@squawksquare why its always tesla shareholders getting fucked in the ass
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Trading a stock off of hope and a possibility isn't a sound strategy. Elon has been talking about this with colleagues for some time. Months in fact. And IF it ever does happen (likely less than 10% chance), the only ones that would win are $SPCX shareholders as $TSLA will be more diluted. Elon trying to do everything he can to pump now in order to get closer to his pay package he'll never receive. It's a matter of time before he gets bored and moves on to something in the public markets again and borrow against his shares.
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@squawksquare daily painful routine:
ndq up bug almost 2%
tesla flat to negative
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@careless_rajput @MattssonMin you better tell her not me🤣
you gonna make some random market cap nunber
what not make it much larger?
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Tesla will be 30T company🥰😍
If I only had $10,000, I'd go all in on Tesla.
Self-driving cars and robotaxis will propel Tesla's market capitalization to $5 trillion.
Optimus robots will eventually bring Tesla's market capitalization to $25 trillion.
This isn't my prediction; it's what Musk himself said in a 2024 interview.
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Ferrari has just officially unveiled its first ever all-electric car, called the Ferrari Luce.
• Starting price: $640,000
• Interior co-designed with Apple's former head of design, Jony Ive
• Range: 280 miles (expected EPA)
• Peak charging speed: 350kW
• 122 kWh battery
• 1,050 horsepower
• 0-60mph: 2.4s
• 800v
• Four-door four-seater
• Four electric motors
• OLED screens
• Weight: 4,982 lbs
• Front motors spin to 30,000 rpm, rears hit 25,500 rpm
• Car uses an accelerometer to capture real vibrations from the electric motors & rear chassis. An algorithm filters out unpleasant frequencies and amplifies only the more “musical” sounds. This can be heard inside and outside the car.
• Paddle shifter on steering wheel changes how aggressively torque is delivered, with five different levels
• The trunk has 21.1 cubic feet of space, the largest luggage capacity the company has ever offered
• 197.6 inches long, about as long as a Tesla Model S
U.S. deliveries start in Q2 2027. More photos in the thread below:




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My trust and respect for Elon will only be restored when he comes through on at least one of these promises—just one:
1. Robotaxi expansion to hundreds of thousands by end of 2026 (on record from his CNBC interview with David)
2. Being able to enroll my Tesla into the company ride-share fleet
3. FSD unsupervised feature complete (end of 2020 on record)
4. CyberCab fleet up and running
Just one of these four coming true by year's end and I will be a fan again, completely respectful as I have been for 14 years— is that too much to ask for ?!
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@definidude @shu_bit_ sorry to say that Korean food is probly the lowest tier in HK
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Fun facts I learned in Hongkong:
> police cars are Benz wew, heard cobs are powerful and got unlimited budget
> dimsum is more of a lunch thing here so if a place serves dimsum after 2pm apparently locals consider it kinda meh
> hk might be the best shopping city so far since ppl import stuff from literally everywhere and every shop feels super different from each other
> ah somehow hk ppl are serious about french stuff
> all the ubers are teslas and apparently its because gas is hella expensive here
> so many koreans here ssibal

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@yuarecold @shu_bit_ not entirely true.
no tax only for early model s and x before 2017
the start of model 3's era (2019) is due to 1 for 1
you still have to pay tax but like less to neraly none
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@shu_bit_ Ubers are Teslas because a few years ago EV didn't have to pay 100% road tax so it was half the price of every other car. And Uber also had a specific request a Tesla feature.
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@zarahussain999 I mean they are not wrong. you are probably carrying a bomb
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People who don’t understand science think Elon is a genius.
People who do understand science realize he is not.
Parmita Mishra@parmita
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
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