sleeping beauty

@ShedyBongo Once wike...twice Obi, No time o😅✌️

Tambuwwal for don prepare to step down for Atiku if to say PO remain inside ADC Once beaten, twice shy 😹

@ChuksOhaxx Such an irony...there are countless ugo out there celebrating their wives today, because them never catch their wives. Many never will!

If Ugo no catch him wife with another man, he for don write long epistle to wish her happy Mother’s Day today 😭

@Mrbankstips Hope for the best...but prepare for the worst!

The man who believes disaster cannot find him is the most vulnerable of all.

@Cristiano @AlNassrFC @AlNassrFC_EN Keep going...we will win👑

One mission. We keep working. TOGETHER! 🟡🔵

@NigeriaNDCHQ Wow... truly prepared for the task ahead💪

Our National Legal Adviser resigned from the APM since last year. There is no discrepancy of membership or legal issues. INEC just forgot to update APM’s details on their website. See his letter of resignation from the party and as National Legal adviser attached. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Cc @GuardianNigeria ✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

@PoojaMedia @grok Enough to buy an extra plate of watery beans for kuje or kirikiri🤝

The banger boy that was arrested by Uncle Tony got 176K views on the defamat0ry post. Hello @grok, on a normal day, how much will be earned from 176,000 impressions?

@Benking443 Overdose of Obi drugs don Burst your kidney😭

Why is my urine turning blue all of sudden? Peter Obi what have you done to me? 😭

@ruffydfire Lol...Monday morning will too funny,many sponsored litigations go start😂

I just hope factions will not emerge in this NDC ooo

This boxing match of Carter efe v portable too sweet😂😅

Lol...no way now that Ala movie about Michael Jackson is in theatres😂

@emadeyforyou Nigeria was designed to work against its own citizens...just pray everyday it doesn't get to you!😔

Dem catch b@ndit na repentant Boko haram, but suspect dey confess for mouth dem gun am down, Omo if dem explain Nigeria for you, you fit craze

@emadeyforyou Peak concentration reflex 😅

Nigerians when reversing a car 😂

@FrankEra_ We will be there👑🤩...things we love to see

IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENINGGGG. 😍🇵🇹

@Wizarab10 Why not make it a hatrrick eh?🤔...you are doing well.

How does one get expelled from two different universities?

@Benking443 @neo_officialll @_Nsznn @MrMekzy_ @guzu_p @Taiwo_junzi @Cobratate @Tate Masculine, intelligent and fit, The way to go💪

Eye contact, posture, obedient 🔥 That's how to raise a boy. Stop raising your boys like girls.

@Thebigsoll Catch criminals/kidnappers❌ Extort citizens/motorists ✅

Police checkpoint❌ Police bilingpoint✅

@ToxicSideChick_ Lol...na wetyn dat Kenya girl tell cubana chief priest be this,now see the result😅

I hate pullout, just cum and continue. I know what to take

@FrankEra_ The assist king getting an assist...sweet👏😘

🚨🥹 | Bruno Fernandes made a special request to the #MUFC staff to speak to DAZN in order to send his wife a birthday message after the Chelsea win. He knew the team wouldn’t land back in Manchester until 2am and felt guilty about missing Ana’s birthday, so he wanted to send her a heartfelt message in Portuguese. [@MailSport]

@MindOfHeadking If the ball hits the post...don't miss the rebound 👏

Started talking to this chick a while ago. She was giving me “hard to get” vibes so I dead the whole interaction & moved onto the next. Fast forward few months later, I met another girl at the same place I met the first chick, got her number & dipped. We started talking. One day, she made a post about her clothing brand. To my surprise, it was the first chick I approached months ago that was in the video wearing the clothes. She captioned it : “my sister rocking my brand” In my head I’m like “your sister?” It gave me more morale to fuck her. I set the date. We linked up. Played bowling. Got back to my spot & we had fun. Her elder sister proved hard to get. But her younger sister didn’t. Funny how life works. The game is the game. Onto the next.

@Hhonor_ Lol...if dss no pick you make I know wetyn cos am😅😂🤣😭

First Nigerian to fall in Türkiye