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thinking about how one time i took pics i thought were good and then when I showed a cherished oomf she said "ugh iphone always doing that thing to pictures"

who said girls with jeans and brown hairs couldn’t have a matcha brunch on a friday

next best thing after ordering fajitas at someone’s birthday dinner

the banana one wins

twins kinda!

@Acalmbitchwitha I had to google this guy and I still cant tell if hes poly or just a cheater (or both?). either way this is enough evidence for me, im putting "no trumpet players" on future dating app preferences

@hogaemae Tom Sandoval also a trumpet player

is there a correlation between poly people and trumpets because one time my ex who “leaned polyamorous” randomly bought a $400 trumpet on a whim when he was too broke to be doing that. It was like the trumpet was calling to him like a siren

@sherrymims I was genuinely in the trenches

@hogaemae I didn’t think this could be even funnier 🤣

have yet to hear a heartwarming polyamory story their PR is kinda in the gutter

studying special populations & anatomy out and about ✨ +taking home three pints of ice cream for me and oomfs

the double patty mozza burger continues to be significantly cheaper than the regular mozza burger on ubereats #foodmysteries

this group chat pfp is kinda diabolical

teaching Italian oomf about the cookie monster pajama pants archetype

last time I ever try to be mindful toward my loved ones

if I k'd myself and was rebirthed I could start everything over again with a brand new email address ! #inspiredthinking

i am never not in a perpetual state of monitoring the situation

the concept of watching the lorne michaels movie for everyone except lorne michaels

theyre giving trader joe's canvas tote bags the birkin treatment

last fun weekend before sacrificing 6 months to pilates teacher training

cowdog never has the cute cup w the cowdog design on it when i go they always give me a regular plain cup. I think theyre hiding the cute ones whenever i walk in #MyTheory