chef

can i make a gf appreciation tweet bc i’m so obsessed and in love with this girl

@ettorre_lindsay @findingfletcher she whaaaat

sending my gf my credit score to turn her on

wild how in undergrad i didnt really care about grades/etc. but now im in grad school and im so panicked about failing when i currently have 100% in one class and 95% in the other 😭

my bday makeup BANGED

i cant believe i have to plan meals, grocery shop, and cook said meals over and over until i die

@meghanmclovin the urge i have to go to both the denver and orlando shows

KACEY IS COMING TO ORLANDO THIS IS NOT A DRILL

@haleybocjohnson cause he’s iconic and he loves doing iconic shit

Mav is suddenly obsessed with the assassination of Abraham Lincoln and curses John Wilkes Booth on a daily.

i wouldn’t wish chronic illness/pain upon my worst enemy its so fucking miserable

@yungnutta33 honestly rly good but my life stressful as hell rn so that aint helping the progress

my 5 yr old’s favorite song rn is party in the usa thats so iconic of him

i love breaking out in an unknown rash all over my face right before i get my passport picture taken live laugh love

im rly goin through it right now damn

just my monthly request for @tacobell to bring back the shredded chicken burrito

when i go to africa im mostly gonna stay in this backpacker hostile but im gonna spend (at least) one night in this expensive hotel bc they have ZEBRAS and GIRAFFES roaming the grounds? gotta ball out ig

saltburn was absolutely batshit

i started tms therapy today!!!!

i took a literal sedative and i still cant fall asleep

@ettorre_lindsay so uoset

naww this aint it

i just about yeeted my child bc i woke up to a noise and from my bed i could see a figure in the mirror CRAWLING ON THE GROUND… it was him