Chase Holbrook

Yeah, most parents video tape their kids first bike ride or some shit well that's garbage I'll be instagraming my kids first chew #ftb

Traded for @BizNasty2point0 on chel 14. Beat trade ever! #firststar #sniper

Big win for the chiefs tonight! #hugecomeback #tiedforfirst #@chiefs_19isthebiggestplugever #hesthebandaidoftheteam

Thinkin about tryin to quit chewing. Then i put another in and decide its not worth it. #loyaltothecopenhagen #somethingsgottakillya #sogood

Oh you dip pouches because they're "less messy?" Do you prefer Maxi Pads over tampons, too? #ManCardRevoked

Last day of school tomorrow! Only shitty part is the test. #studyin #gettinshitteredtomorrownight #whosjoininme

@j_hauberg21 you were travellin mock turkey idda been like a fly on the windshield #smooshed

@j_hauberg21 pedestrians have the right of way, no matter how slow they walk! #waityourturn#nopatience

@j_hauberg21 your just jelous you never get an invite! Maybe dont try n run me over and you'll get one! #typicalwomandriver #speedupthenlook

Last week of school then its back to work! #studyorparty

@sticks5602 take your tank top and your tonka truck and kick rocks

When me n kal shut the bar down on a school night #rebels #whatsschool #hangovertomorrow

@sticks5602 your jealous bro admit it #ifyouhafamuzzyyoudunderstand

When the waitress gives you doubles for the price of singles cause she likes your facial hair. #classystache #maybeshefeelsbadforme

Gotta love pool! #poolslutsatbar

#YouDontKnowTheStruggleIf you've never had to scrape dip from multiple cans to make a pinch

Some people are born with a silver spoon in they mouth. I was born with Copenhagen in mine. Yee Yee!

Goin ropin for the first time since September tonight #tadrusty #crackineightslikeitsmydayjob #spinninsteersdrinkinbeers

Never turn down a fellow dipper in need of a pinch. A dipper in need is a brother indeed.

Better defense at the alamo than on the islanders. #martinekisaplug #penguinswininot