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@holosloth9
2s degen. ndn. moody sloth. indigenous streamer. gaming discourse & more. 🦥
Buffalo Park Katılım Nisan 2022
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National Indigenous Peoples Day is June 21st in Canada. Seeing @DeadbyDaylight releasing The Life Road and Shane Wiigwaas so close to this day is actually really special, considering Behaviour is located Kanien'kéha territory.
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Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.
Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.
My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.
Called the county clerk.
Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.
Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?
Me: Yes, but he's a cat.
Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?
Me: He's a legal cat.
Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.
Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.
Clerk: You can file on his behalf.
Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."
Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."
Me: What's the medical reason?
Clerk: He's a cat.
Me: That's not a medical condition.
Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.
Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.
"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."
Took the letter to my vet.
Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.
Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?
Me: Excellent question. No good answer.
Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.
Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?
Vet: On what grounds?
Me: He's a cat.
Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."
Me: Perfect.
Sent it in. Got another rejection.
"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."
My roommate thought this was hilarious.
Roommate: Felix is going to jail.
Me: This is serious.
Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.
Decided that was actually the only option left.
Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.
Checked in at the courthouse.
Clerk: Name?
Me: Felix Martinez.
Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?
Me: Yes.
Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.
Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.
Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?
Me: I filed three. All rejected.
Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.
Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?
Me: Twice.
Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.
Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.
Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?
Me: You tell me.
Supervisor: This is a data error.
Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.
They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.
Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.
Me: Appreciate it.
Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?
Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.
Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.
For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.
Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.
Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.
Roommate: That's what they all say.
Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.
Fitting end to his legal career.
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Bloomberg: Obsidian Entertainment cancels planned Avowed sequel and pivots to new Fallout title, led by New Vegas director Josh Sawyer
➡️ bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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REGISTRATION OPEN!!
Gaming is Rezilience@GamingisRez
⏰ One week left to register for Rez Summer Games 2026 — spots are filling up fast! $1k + in prizes are on the line, & even if you don't take home the top spot, every player has a chance to win through our player giveaways too. 🏆 #RezSummerGames #IndigenousGaming #NativeGamer
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@holosloth9 You can register here: form.jotform.com/253604202020134
Website for more details: gamingisrezilience.com/rez-summer-gam…
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⏰ One week left to register for Rez Summer Games 2026 — spots are filling up fast!
$1k + in prizes are on the line, & even if you don't take home the top spot, every player has a chance to win through our player giveaways too. 🏆
#RezSummerGames #IndigenousGaming #NativeGamer

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This cyberpunk life sim finally has a release date (and a change in name), where you build a restaurant empire in a stunning city
- Fish, boat around the city and customize your home
- Find love, or sabotage your competitors, the choice is yours!
It's called Nivalis Nights. Would you play this?
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@ulusoka You do make them proud!! I remember finding you by chance scrolling through TikTok and hearing how funny you were being in Ambers live. I was so excited when I found out you’re Polynesian. I am not Polynesian but as a fellow Indigenous gamer, I am so incredibly proud of you!
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Recognize what Bethesda game is NOT included lmao
RIP Starfield
CharlieIntel@charlieINTEL
Bethesda will be overhauled, as part of today's Xbox changes, to focus on key franchises going forward: Fallout, The Elder Scrolls, Doom, Quake and Wolfenstein [via Bloomberg]
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It’s p100 Shane Wiigwaas day friends and Im so excited! I hit prestige 95 last nite and now it’s time to start the last grind for bp! See ya on the other side 💜

Pryncess💜🌙@thatpryncess
PRESTIGE 90 SHANE WIIGWAAS! Only 10 more levels to go!!
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‼️BREAKING‼️
Popular twitch streamer @CaseOh__ reads bits sent from Valkos_certified_doormat (w name btw) expressing how Valko got cancelled!
He then went on to FULLY SUPPORT and wishes that Valko gets released anyway!
THE POWER OF SPREADING THE WORD!!! Huge shoutout to @vrndict for clipping this!
Case went on to read more bits about Valko but I have no clip at this time. I will keep you guys updated as always! 🌹💖
#Valko #JusticeForValko #恋与深空 #敖尹 #LoveAndDeepspace #LADS #BringValkoBack #SaveValko #BringBackValko #KeepValkoAlive #LADSValko #LADSValkoReturn

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