William “D2” Faulkner

Average D2 college night

the pussy cannot be that good

theres levels to ts

All of my north Alabama people. Tell me your experience with Holiness people. Im convinced theyre a cult

Good morning Dixie. Let's make this a great day for the South!

Notre Lame is the Israel of college football #MartinLutherwasright

Apex Third needed

charlie kirk was a blood sacrifice to regrow trumps ear. heard it here first.

the women of mountain brook have got to be the most annoying people oat. The mountain brook mall is LARP central.

Who gonna be at the world deer expo this weekend ?

Im convinced my foids parents hate me. I think they’ve heard stories and that is not a good thing.

i was goose hunting in upstate New York, and saw a guy with a confederate hat. I think about him alot. We would be great friends.

@lkdischarge sitka gym bag goes hard

Texting my ex again 😇

burners with less than 160 followers tweeting. #ineedalife #someonesuckthisdick

who got some Tom Beckbe shirts/sweaters ? Are they worth it ?

@thad_burner waiter, more fry-by content please

I miss Josh block so much, anyways here’s my fry-by #40followervoicedox

@CalvinSilentCal intrigued

#mutualmonday comment and I’ll say who I think you’re celebrity look alike is

@DeputyFife69 larp larp larp sahur

Listening to Marty Robbin’s while answering teams messages in a windowless office, feeling like a hypocrite

@DeputyFife69 bro chose thot daughter over annoying son 😭

I would rather have a daughter who posts ass on Twitter than a son who posts street interviews with girls while wearing meta glasses