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@holyscheetz

Why yes I would like to see the dessert menu.

Detroit, MI Katılım Ocak 2010
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Movie deaths ranked by sadness: 1. Every dog 2. Wilson the volleyball 3. Every human
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The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX
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Does anyone else pretend to look at their phone for a few seconds when someone’s approaching a door from an awkwardly long distance behind you so that you don’t have to force them to jog when you hold it open or are you normal
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The climate change people need to hire the same publicist as the dolphin people because to this day I cannot look at a six pack ring without worrying it’s going to choke Flipper
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Who had “submarine billionaire’s stepson gets in Twitter spat with Cardi B over blink-182 concert” on their 2023 bingo card?
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Someone on TikTok asked that if everyone stopped sneezing how long it would take you to realize and it’s all I’ve thought about for 2 days
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You said we could throw all the N95s in the trash wtf
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Toast is just bread biscotti
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Why does it feel like the Met Gala happens like 3 times a year
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The most unrealistic thing in a movie about shapeshifting alien robots is Shia LaBeouf landing Megan Fox
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I love how airlines are like “it’s an absolute pleasure to welcome are platinum gold super elite status members. The rest of you can fuck all the way off”
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Why are there literally zero photos of Clarence Thomas smiling
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Every time I’m in an airport I forget that I have ever been to an airport before in my entire life
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10 minutes into the first John Wick. Can’t wait to see this guy learn to love again with the help of his new puppy
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