𝕳𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖊𝖞 𝕳𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖉𝖊🍒

⚰️serving vampire realness always

All my dad and I do is talk about which celebrities are hot. Both men and women. 😭😭😭😭

Happy shirtless Anakin in revenge of the Sith TUESDAY for Revenge of the FIFTH! Happy holidays!

Instagram notes piss me off. Like grow the fuck up and log on to twitter omg

alexa demie

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

Just wanna be rich cause I lowkey always see stuff I wanna buy my man and my best friend.

The reason millennials are so nostalgic is that they got a brief taste of a world that wasn’t entirely controlled by the stupidest people who’ve ever lived.

time for the annual analyzing outfits to see if they meet the met gala theme

Shaking my ass to Pretty Girls Make Graves by The Smiths.

It’s hard to even comprehend what a baddie she is. She’s so hot.

lestat de lioncourt has fallen down the stairs at the met gala

You’ll never look uglier than you do in the mirror at the salon while you’re getting your hair done or in a fitting room to try on clothes. Just facts.

Waking up feeling a little better after being sick for a week has me in the best mood.

It always makes me laugh at the vast differences of things some of my clients and I talk about. One of my clients and I strictly talk about different food and snacks at Trader Joe’s every appointment, while another client and I talk about how crazy our mothers are.

people saying “gooning” instead of masturbating is probably my least favorite internet slangs ever

Why I’m obsessed with my man. He’s such a calm gentle person.

If standing up for yourself burns a bridge, f*ck that bridge. Respectfully.

a tiny whore top and baggy pants combo >>>

Get yourself a man who goes on about how hot you are, even when you’re super sick.

I don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about them again like a sleeper agent