'Honest' JonWilliams

The clutchiest moment I’ve had in ages last night on @Halo Stopped the enemy team winning the match. (We went on to cap theirs and win) This is Halo at it’s best. Love the game. @MintBlitz

@TheJoeySwoll Acquiring 600 calories while burning 200. Goals.

This is absolutely DISGUSTING! 🤮 And she’ll probaly leave it for some poor janitor to have to clean up. Ban her from this gym immediately!

Regardless of whether Southampton have done wrong or not, how can they expel them so close to the game? Fans will have spent money booking trains, tickets and hotels. You really do have to feel for them. 🤯🫣

@sfcawaynumbers @SethBurton_ @AlfieHouseEcho How’s that ‘looking’ now??? 😂😂😂😂

@SethBurton_ @AlfieHouseEcho Couple of singles, obviously added as returns.

🚨WEMBLEY NOW SOLD OUT - 37,604 ALLOCATION

@SaintsExtra @sfcawaynumbers HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUNLUCKYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACHEATERSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANOREFUNDSHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

🚨🎟️ Southampton’s 37,604 ticket allocation for Saturday’s Championship play-off final at Wembley is now SOLD OUT #saintsfc @sfcawaynumbers

@AnfieldPapers @Kuyt Slot In!!!

[🟢] NEW: Wout Weghorst is among the names being shortlisted for next season, with Arne Slot a long-term admirer of the forward. [@Kuyt]

@Dominos_UK @FabrizioRomano @hazaaac 🤣

@FabrizioRomano celebrating this appointment by sending 115 pizzas

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Enzo Maresca has a total verbal agreement with Manchester City, HERE WE GO! The Italian manager has always been considered the ideal candidate to replace Pep Guardiola. Deal in place and Maresca will sign an initial three year deal at #MCFC. 🇮🇹 New era, soon.

@markgoldbridge Forest fan anyway aren’t you???

Just seen the Havertz "Red". Not for me. They don't consistently get given anymore. Two years ago yes. But this season the PGMOL have been very consistent on not giving reds for that so not a red for me. Bruno on Szobozlai two weeks ago for example

@mpofumuseyamwa @Brockutd 8 years at Arsenal- won a big bag of fuck all. Zero respect from their fans. 3 years at Utd - PL in his very first season. Picked number 20 Fans loved him. Levels.

@Brockutd This guy knows why he can not be a favorite at the gunners. No one at arsenal bothers talking about him. It's him who fails to forget about his betrayal for the gunners. He must just forget about the gunners and glorify his stint with Man United.

🚨Robin van Persie when asked his favorite club between Arsenal and Manchester United: “Arsenal gave me a start but I won nothing there, the fans boo me, they have zero respect for me. Manchester United gave me a trophy (laughs), I’m adored by the fans.I prefer happiness, my friend.”

@FightCentralFC Nothing happens. Literally handbags. Don’t waste your time.

He sucker punched the wrong one causing everyone to get served!

And did it all without cheating 👏👏👏 #115

@UrbanWordsmith @FabrizioRomano Salt salt salt.

@FabrizioRomano My club Saints did something stupid, but Boro lowered themselves to our level with ridiculous tantrums. Didn't do the business on the pitch so they went for lawfare. A mobile phone does not suck the talent out of your players. Hull City are the only club that deserve to go up.

🚨 OFFICIAL: Southampton have been EXPELLED from the Championship play-offs. Middlesbrough will now be the finalists against Hull City on Saturday at Wembley as Southampton have admitted to multiple breaches of filming other clubs’ training.

@ShottyHorroh It’s only temporary bro. It will settle down soon trust me.

When you stop smoking weed you sweat so much. Wtf is that? I’ve had to put towels down on my bed ffs.

Today is my son’s(Danny) birthday. He turns 35 today. Could you please wish my son a very happy birthday today 🎂🎉🥳🎈🎁

@usykaa Very feeel 💪

Face to face in front of the pyramids! Glory in Giza | May 23rd

@RupertLowe10 🤞🤞🤞🤞

If I told you our canvassing returns in Makerfield, nobody would believe me. They are that good. Something is happening out there.

@StretfordPaddck @JacobSteinberg

🚨🔴 Jarrod Bowen is targeted by #MUFC, Chelsea and Liverpool. 📊 The 29-year-old has 8 goals and 10 assists this season for West Ham. Would you take the English forward at United? [@JacobSteinberg]

@MarkHeath45 Nope. We cannot have the same old politicians or we are repeating the same old cycles. Lowe is right - we need honest people in government, not the same freeloaders.

Here’s another name for you, give me a simple yes or no! Truss at Restore?