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If you’ve had a shit 2025, please don’t get your hopes up that 2026 will be any better, it fuckin won’t, just bat on and try your best to stay alive

Dirty Diana is better than those anyway

@heartshapedoll Well you won’t answer my texts so

@hookscnut stop DMing me

control, she’s posted another one of her thirst traps, so make her furious by getting football shirt wearing gary to type ‘wow 😍🔥’ in the comments

@lfc_arrow I genuinely find your Eurovision nights the most bizarre ritual ever 😂😂😂

@LeeG16170 Bookmark my tweet for next year sunbeam

@hookscnut There isn't any such agreement and Slot will be leaving at the end of the season.

I’ve been saying it for months that there’s an agreement in place for Enrique to take over next summer, that’s why talks with Alonso never advanced and that’s why Slot won’t be offered a new contract regardless of what he does next season

@chxntxr Bottle or can?

hungover craving an ice cold full fat coke so badly but the thought of leaving my bed is making me feel ill

@rexs_ma @Jess24090123197 You’re at least 46

Me and @Jess24090123197 once we turn 40 next year

Which one of you cunts has got it in for me? In the last month I’ve been suspended twice and locked out three times….bellends

@hookscnut Like your face

Tonight’s movie. One of my all time favourites.

@____cm85 When did he send you that?

Middle of May now lad

@BarryRoach12 They’re all shite, get rid of everyone and liquidate the club, it’ll save me having to buy my lad the 4 new kits again next season

@hookscnut What 5/6 games? He has never had a fuckin run of games In/out isn't the way to develop touch, tempo. Come on lad.. we all know that These players haven't turned up since we won the league 12 months ago I blame 1 man. Slot is as much use as his comb

Chiesa gives the ball away in their half under absolutely no pressure, leads to another goal. I hope all you fuckwits who were crying for him to play more have would your fucking necks in

"It starts with just being a man out there and just wanting to tackle someone and just be a dog out there. Just go and smash someone. Coming from me as well." Curtis Jones after PSV He couldn’t smash a fucking plate the shithouse

@BarryRoach12 I’ve judged him on 5/6 games, he’s been shite in all of them. The players have to take some responsibility, Villa running rings round players in the 95th minute and we allow it until Van Dijk gives a free kick away (rightly) Fannie’s the lot of them

@hookscnut You judge players on 5/6 games NOT on minutes My anger is fully on Slot not on the players

@Penelope_10x How thick are your lenses?

Players have to take some of the blame but the manager has to go, we have no identity, no style of play, absolutely nothing Worst champions ever

Anyway, I had a 3 hour nap earlier so I’m here for the night

@BarryRoach12 Mate, he’s fuckin shite

@hookscnut Maybe...if he had a run of games he has the tempo, touch you need As a "fuckwit" i understand the basic requirements to play the game