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this is what i expect to be seeing if u add me to ur close friends story😭😭

Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.

. @aliciakeys and her family as Mortal Kombat characters

. @Saweetie as Edward Scissor Baddie ✂️

Megan Fox as GoGo Yubari from Kill Bill (2003)

Find someone who will sloppy make out with you in traffic

Enjoying something an ex introduced to me cause it’s too good to not

Elon FUCKED small business Twitter… I was getting 20-30 orders a month and this month I’ve gotten 8… if you see this please RT! All my bongs are 25% Off!

Lana del Rey in the morning, boyfriend take warning... Lana del Rey at night, boyfriends delight

.@AbortionFunds is hiring a remote IT Coordinator. Salary is $65,396-$68,666, benefits include 100% employer paid health insurance plus 50% for dependents/families, a 5% employer retirement match, 32-hour work weeks, 3wks vacation, 13 holidays, & sick time abortionfunds.bamboohr.com/careers/79

My new religion just dropped

@jduffyrice After finding not guilty for all but resisting, he cried and mouthed “thank you” to us across the court room because he wouldn’t be taken from his kids. I hope I get chosen again soon

@jduffyrice I was so annoyed being chosen a few months ago. I went & feel like I made such a difference. can’t bear to think how it would have turned out if I wasn’t there. A black man being accused of resisting arrest, attempting assault, and assaulting officers.

Standing behind two teens in line for Jamba Juice and one girl turns her whole body to conceal her phone as she googles “best smoothie to impress goth girl”. Love is alive in the mall food court

why would it be march? what does that solve

@eastcoastcomie This happened to my coworker and I – she just started vacuuming right next to the table.

Just another day.

@whatsappauntie “Is water wet?”