Hope

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

@glitchsigils @Project_TBONE I agree!

@hopeekoch @Project_TBONE C’mon. You know most of those chefs are alcoholics with anger issues and could stand to be humbled. Those of us who’ve worked with them should love this development.

people younger than me appear to be using "yes chef" as a gender-neutral version of "yes sir" or "yes ma'am". that's cool

I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.

@coquinha_cgelo1 Why wouldn't you only use one side of it?

o tanto que essa escada é fácil de subir se você para pra pensar no que está fazendo, mas 99% das pessoas fazem do jeito mais errado possível

INSPIRATIONAL: Legendary #Alabama coach Nick Saban dropped a legendary quote during his acceptance of the Icon Award at the ESPYs. “PEOPLE AREN’T GONNA REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAY. THEY’RE GOING TO REMEMBER HOW YOU MADE THEM FEEL” 👏👏👏

@shoe0nhead Reminds me of something off of Fear Factor

ai food gives me the same feeling i get when i look at a cluster of holes. trypophobia ass shit. literally the complete opposite of appetizing. if i see this eldritch horror outside your store i am turning 360 degrees and walking away

@gamestop I see y'all're playing Chess not Checkers. Clever move @gamestop , clever move

What’s your excuse for buying digital now?

@glossofblooddd open.spotify.com/playlist/5srzQ… I bestow upon you my greatest work of art.

Does anyone perchance have some good bones songs or album recommendations.. cause i really wanna listen to more of him nd I’m not sure of really where to start in his huge ass discography 🥲

@equine__dentist Sending this to my Marine brother

a lil something to tale the edge off

Talking to my Puerto Rican uncle, "ohh Myy Gawd, I put a selphie into Chat GBT, it say I am 53 years old, Chat GBT don't lie"

@LMTF Me with Dark Divine still to this day almost 10 years later

Any of you guys want to jump in the Moths run club, here’s a link. Mostly everyone in there is lazy but if you want to log some miles Need y’all in shape for the Saosin tour strava.app.link/8vJ3BApYN4b

IBM 1979.

putting in my too weak notice

merica

@litteralyme0 Unfortunately true, my neck has had a crick in it for the last month..

real

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If your state flag isn’t on the cookout menu #shrink yourself

The Amity Affliction and Blessthefall head out on a U.S. tour this Fall with support from Orthodox and Buried In Spring.