Harry Humberstone

@andrewlawrence Remember when @andrewlawrence did original, dark, gothic storytales of suburban despair, and won BBC awards, instead of tedious, predictable outrage baiting? It's political incorrectness gone mad.

Statement from the constabulary regarding Friday's Islamist atrocity in Southend.

@adzpeck ...AND @NadineDorries states in this interview, that one of her favourite things about live theatre, is the sense of relief when the actors reach the end of the performance! 😂

@adzpeck Opposing same sex marriage in 2012 is just one of many other reasons she's morally bankrupt.

@adzpeck @NadineDorries government has cut 35% of arts public funding since 2008. She just wants publicity and you've handed it to her on a platter. Shame on you @tftheatres

Has anyone ever known the WiFi to work on @nationalexpress journeys? I know I haven't.

@OffMenuOfficial Today I made a special pomegranate, flaked almond and red onion salad. Delicious.

14th July we present @MissVMary and Lash Stackers. Hit up @WardrobeTheatre for tickets. This mother certainly knows best x

@BobboProfondo @verity_standen @george_bolton I just reminded her about "that time".

#LashStackers, tomorrow night @WardrobeTheatre If you like #drag #comedy #brilliance #halloween COME! Tickets: tobaccofactorytheatres.com/shows/shade-pu…

@Bootsy_Collins I bet that was wild. Any chance we ever get some more copies of this? youtu.be/NYbQHSFoJN8

@theatrebristol @WardrobeTheatre ?

I put my change in a medium sized tuppaware. No need to show off. @BBC6Breakfast

Lash Stackers and Shade Pullers Social Club, 12th May, @WardrobeTheatre tickets on sale now. #drag #gender #cabaret @MissVMary

@JonnyLaurence no, I'm not going to be doing any tweets.

@JonnyLaurence no

Album: …ryolafpatrickhumberstone.bandcamp.com/album/apogee It's my face

So here I am. I never thought I would be, but apparently in 'this day and age' one can't become a success without twittering on and on...