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Just saw a sign that said "FREE RUM CAKE" and my 1st thought was "damn, when did Rum Cake get locked up??"

This was a ton of fun, loved the game, great event overall, awesome shop to visit if you’re in Issaquah.

And thanks @maro254 for signing this ancient tome and answering all our questions.

I got a chance to play Mood Swings today. I’m really excited for this game to come out, it was a ton of fun.

@TheDubblife Idk but I feel like there has to be a King of Fighters movie or series at some point

Boomer Midlife crisis: buying a Mazda Miata Millennial Midlife Crisis: thinking about rewatching the Wire

@blazerbanter Potential FATALITY in play

Knicks might sweep them with a win like this. Back breaker.

Kenny Atkinson has the teeth of a con man

Basketball is so good right now. Like both conference finals going to OT in game 1 is too good. I’m excited to see both these series play out

@SheaSerrano When are you throwing custom key caps on?? Theres gotta be some Spurs stuff out there…

i’m a little over a week and 10,000 words with this and it’s two thumbs up from me i really enjoy it a lot highly recommend if you’re looking for a new keyboard

I was smoking a cigarette and listening to Le Tigre and I saw a big ass rat and laughed real loud and it ran off way quick

What a tragic day in the NBA.

@blazerbanter Grizzlies gotta retire his number for sure

Mike Conley is such a legend man

My girlfriend hates it when she sees spiders in the apartment but every time I see an insect I’m like, we gotta get some spiders 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m generally pro arachnid but that’s not hard when you don’t live in scorpion country anyway…

He didn’t learn shit hanging with those monks last summer 😬

@sdutkirKDKenney What year is this from? I know most of his career was before inter league play and I’m sure it’s a small sample set but I can’t believe he hit under .300 @ the Kingdome. 🙃

Thinking of Tony Gwynn on what would have been his 66th birthday. Will start with something I always enjoy sharing — this Gwynn weather map the San Diego Union-Tribune did to honor him. Forecast called for reign.

Gary, Indiana? From Mortal Kombat?

@HosteenCholo I think it works the same way small businesses get insurance packages, if you bundle it with a group you get a bulk rate

You think if you license Fortunate Son for a Vietnam movie you get a discount or they charge you more?

Just trimmed my beard with wired headphones on which is basically the same as smoking a cigarette while you pump gas

Showing this to my friends next time they think they’re too cool to wear the free t shirt, while I squeeze into and Extra Medium

Knicks fans are kinda magical like I haven’t talked to my old coworker Scott since about a year ago and I literally just send him a text that said “Knicks Tape” and we been talking for half an hour