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...I'm not gonna change. I don't need your help for changing, so you can stop trying to make me your project.

...Every time she looks at me with those big innocent eyes, all I can think about is every shitty thing I've ever done, and I think, ''I don't deserve that kind of love.''

...I really tried this time. I guess uhm, I'll never really amount to anything.

...I guess I was just foolish enough to believe this dumb world still had a little spark of romance in it.

...You're the most beautiful person in the world to me. You know that, right?

...You came here to reconnect with your roots, but now you feel stupid for even thinking that was possible. You put on clothing you bought and... it... feels like a costume. This is not your home. You're a tourist here.

...You know what my problem is? I can't say no to people because I want everyone to like me.

...Hooray! Question mark?

...It's the responsibility of big shots like me to always be looking out for the little guys.

...You're a real stupid piece of shit. But I know I'm a piece of shit. That at least makes me better than all the pieces of shit who don't know they're pieces of shit.

...You can't force love, you blockhead. All you can do is be good to the people in your life, and keep your heart open.

...Everyone's stupid rights these days, I never get to have any fun.

...That's the thing. I don't believe in deep down. I kind of think all you are is just the things that you do.

...She wanted to tell him, but she also wanted to let him stay in his beautiful hopeful reality, a reality she herself had lives in just hours before, and to which she now longed desperately to return.

...Please, you're such a self-pitying masochist, I could say ten nice things and one mean thing, and you would only hear the one mean thing.

...What more do you want? What else could the universe possibly owe you?

...Well, I'm sorry that things have been so hard for you, but that doesn't give you the right to be shitty to me.

...Can you really afford to be picky? I'm just saying, what, you think you're gonna find some perfect unattached guy who's gonna love you like I do? Who's gonna make you laugh and feel good about yourself? This is it Carolyn, this is what you get.

...Hey, Mom, knock once if you love me and care about me, and want me to know I made your life a little bit brighter.

...Look at him. Not a care in the world. How does he do it?