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stop saying cringe when you mean creepy. don't @ me.

some of you are on twitter just to be invisible and based

the world has progressed past the need for dave and busters. does that make any sense?

we should send instagram models to jail

my haters should pay more attention to john williams. facts are facts.

they need to learn about car guys in the grocery store. i know youre with me here.

kylo ren is a psyop created by amateur meh people. if you dont like it you're just scary.

could lance be any more radical?

stop saying sickly when you mean almost radical and sexy. there i said it.

teenagers clearly have daddy issues. there i said it.

id rather live in the bathtub than the laundry room. you know its true.

the world has progressed past the need for pennsylvania. does that make any sense?

benedict cumberbatch is officially cancelled, no cap

the bus stop is wacky and honestly... thats like... radical. does that make any sense?

somebody should tell the girl reading this to take a shower. i know youre with me here.

wtf is wrong with liverpool

i'd pay 21 bucks to fight justin beiber. dont deny it.

the thing about cartoon villains is that most of them suck

comedians from 8th grade are godawful

when will everyone finally realize how weird they are?