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i also feel like i need to call a wellness check on half the people there

i love reading fragrantica reviews it’s a reminder that everyone is so much funnier than me

parem de usar inteligência artificial! phil lester também bebe trezentos litros de água e passa desinformação!

today i learnt that my mom thinks dan and phil are called amazing and phil

@dansandphyl leave your window open tn

normal day as a phannie

guess i’ll just die then

AMAZINGPHIL UPLOAD IN 2026 i’ve dreamed of days like this

@pearlzcea omg gorgeous

@heartsfordnp NO BUT WE ALSO TOOK A PICTURE OF THE MENU BC IT SOUNDED SO SILLY omg small world

@hotcocoextrahot YES OMG IT IS DID YOU ORDER IT?????

I'm looking at a menu rn and I'm absolutely sobbing at this tf do you mean The Lemon 😭😭😭😭

@bmo_dnp omg you're a genius i do think it's overcrowded!! i thought it was bc it needs more direct sunlight but i've kept it outside and it's only getting worse

@hotcocoextrahot i’ve had so many basil plants and they just die so easily but my tips are to take out some roots bc they don’t like being overcrowded, water more often than you’d think, and if it looks dead take the pot and put it in a bowl/sink of water until it soaks it up

i got a basil plant three days ago and it’s already dying what do i do

do you think they’re gonna name it taylor lautner

stupid fucking waymos i hate them so much this city is so much worse with them

@pearlzcea they’ve been sold out on the us site forever i want one so bad 💔

i love the pham merch but the only thing i would actually use is the hat is it still worth it to get the whole thing or am i being financially irresponsible

@phealinggood we suffer together

@hotcocoextrahot me trying to justify essentially buying a $108 hat 😭

@pearlzcea i’m so upset i was excited for my new plant!! trying to do some research to keep it alive a little longer

@ineztoast debating trying to find other phannies who live in my city/state who don’t want the hat and want to split the cost but that feels so unlikely

@hotcocoextrahot I have the exact same dilemma