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I haven’t made fun of Donald Trump in a while. Not on this account anyway, so Trump is more like

@docilepupgrl @petaldairies But doctor, I am an older man online.

What's cheaper than therapy ???

@docilepupgrl From what I’ve seen, if you get much skinnier, you’ll be two dimensional.

@cruelly_me After I took it, I thought “Wow, I’m really kinky.” Then I realized that I had misread the instructions and my results should have been the opposite of what I got.

Se vc é 100% baunilha nao faz o teste krlh não precisa ficar passada com os "esquisitos" só pq é entediante na cama e provavelmente fora dela tbm

@NotHisBitch_19 It’s in the microwave, cause I felt lazy tonight. BTW, this is the sixth reply I’ve made to you this evening. That adds up to an age gap of over 240 years, so you should be covered for a while.

@hotdaddom Start dinner lmfaooo

I guess I could hang out on #nsfw Twitter for a little longer, but I really should start dinner

@punkprincess21 Pizza And the occasional salad to stay healthy

What should I eat (besides dick)

@NotHisBitch_19 And your belly button is showing, so it’s like a really big, baggy bikini

@hotdaddom Exactlyyyy

A break from the beach pictures I guess .. I’m running out of them #agegap

@NotHisBitch_19 That’s ok. It’s always good to change things up every now and then

@hotdaddom Not as cool tho .. I’m running out of the beach pictures 😭

@NotHisBitch_19 Any time you want me to look at pictures of you in a bikini, I’m here for you

@hotdaddom Haha good to know ❤️

are we tired of the beach posts yet lmfao😭 #agegap

@NotHisBitch_19 Hi. Oh, you’re already gone. Bye, then.

Lalalalala uhm anyway hi bye 🤞🏽 #agegap

@saintxania Here’s an irony, when I watched this, it stopped the Michael Jackson song that was playing on my iPad, Well, the half Michael Jackson song since it was “Say Say Say.”

do u see the different directions i make it go ⬇️⬆️➡️🔁↕️

@saintxania I’ve been listening to the Beatles and Gabor Szabo. Not together.

i wnna play w my pussy

watchin porn while friends r talking

@NotHisBitch_19 Congratulations, I guess. If it becomes unambiguously a good thing, congratulations definitely.

@mayaluvspapayas How about a fill-in-the-blank question: You’re such a ______________ A. Good girl who should get everything she wants B. Brainless cum receptacle C. Something else that would be a punch line if I could think of it

@hotdaddom i need the best of both worlds yk

when he thinks it’s weird that you wanna call him dad and depend on him like a father 🫩

@hotdaddom i am ‼️

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