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fuck you zach neto

@MLBHR fucking zach neto FUCKED me

Kyle Schwarber - Philadelphia Phillies (7) 2-run 381 feet +350

someone blow up my phone when zach neto homers

andrew abbott is a fat cuck

where were you when i cashed the X timeline for 60k? 🚶🏻‍♂️

done betting on homers man

james wood is gay and retarded man

Most bet players to go yard today 💣 1. Oneil Cruz 2. Mike Trout 3. Yordan Alvarez 4. James Wood 5. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Who’s your Jackpot pick? 🤔

major FOMO of the timeline smacking 4-5 legs on homers just lemme paint one 🚶🏻‍♂️

forest pikachu on a generational run right now 

dinger tuesday ⚾️

yeah yeah everyone and their momma hit their home run bets but i hit some fricken pokemon grails

chalk homers on a saturday huh

lemme paint one for april 🚶🏻‍♂️

i don’t think mfs understand how simple and adorable this pikachu ex card is pump it to $10,000

hoe’d no charizard for me :/

kevin mcgonigle might get walked 4 times bc ik mcgreevy scared to feed him a fastball down the middle

ronald acuna jr left his barrel in the WBC bc wtf was he swinging at

i can pitch better in the zone than bubba chandler holy fuck

@FanaticsBook show jonny deluca buddy