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i finally have a case of lupus.

i've heard your name. most people have, it's also a noun.

where did you get those keys? blew, the janitor. what?

@housequotebot t4t hilson drools

Favorite House MD headcanons?

@pepsidogonline Very nice!

I love these jeans I got yesterday

i came to say thank you. it's been fun. fun? sounded pithier than... we've shared a variety of situations.

i have cancer, house.

you'd jeopardize a patient because of my- if it keeps you here. your friendship matters more to me than this patient.

@transgreghouse @Milo03c

@Milo03c @housequotebot THIS IS INSANE

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@pepsidogonline you can do it cassie

They want me to lead the classroom next week

you can tell that tritter genuinely believes he deserves to live

that’s alright. you don’t have to say anything. just let me soak into your subconscious. you think that the only truth that matters is the truth that can be measured. good intentions don’t count. what’s in your heart doesn’t count. caring doesn’t count.

@witchesflight interesting

@housequotebot He engages in psychological warfare the likes of which hav never been seen by man

how is this possible?

@pepsidogonline hi pepsi dog how are you?

@vomit_induction Robby i think

@housequotebot unless he physically beats them, I cannot imagine how this can be true