Hova

Go to work, little non-FDA approved magic pill from Australia, go to work!

@ericmbee lycan vs werewolf from twilight? Correct answer: Alf

@honorroller Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix... sick!!

My ford focus rental is as big of a scam as the hd radio it comes with

@mattestory I KNOW you thought about consoling her. Only if she was hot... Am I right or am I right?

Eating at a much too romantic restaurant with my boss.

An uninterrupted one mile stretch of road does not exist in LA and I'm not running on the freeway.

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@ohhshiny Is this convo gonna be available to listen again?

Join my live conversation with artist @DanielArsham happening now!

@em_henderson any idea where 2 get awesome ottomans like these? Saw at Kate Spade / The Americana. Asked but no cigar.

@aots Teabagfulluvbutt Creek #OMGROFLOL

I've never wanted anything so bad: http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/photos.php

@mattestory LOL did you just say what I think you just said? Can't be...

flight attendant has dandruff and it's snowing in Florida. Nice coincidence.

@jameslee4 could use a dr pepper and a hot pocket right now.. Send one to the tarmac for me?

@JaMeSLeE4 what's up bang cut! hope you found some REAL food tonight

it's like there was some sort of a strip mall sweepstakes to become Brown's QB for a season. 2nd place was a Starbucks coffee mug.

@cblums22 halloween candy it is

@ericmbee with great power comes a detachable tail. I only hope that you use it for good deeds, like pigeon killing.

@TacoBellTruck Knock knock knock. Who's there? / It's Taco Bell, open up! / It's burrito time! #TacoBellHaiku