I Decide The Points

Who else went from stocks, crypto, then nfts?

Whatever happened to Black Lives Matter??

When I’m dead, I want my stats on my tombstone

I think papa John’s should have a Michelin star

Come January 31, my birthday wish is clear: Dodgers, take a rain check on the World Series. Let's make magic, not history!

Who else remembers these days?

It’s November 2023 and I just cheated in wordle

Drinking wine just ain’t worth it anymore

I have longer pubes than u

What’s more acceptable to drink in public?

I miss Covid

Y’all a bunch of ripple nipples bitches

#NewProfilePic happy handsome gamer pride month

Write drunk, edit sober

Anybody else calling in sick tomorrow?

Would you rather date a guy

2016 Drake. Thats it. Thats the tweet.

If you think like that, that’s all you’ll ever be

BREAKING: Tucker Carlson will be leaving Fox News. His last broadcast was Friday, April 21st.

It’s not a dad bod, it’s a father figure