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I heard strange noises coming from outside. “HUERRGHHH AHHHHH.”
I pause the midget porn, rush to the window, and spot a retard walking down my street. Fuck shit fuck… I grab my phone and as I’m about to dial 911, I spot his caretaker.
I open my window and shout “HEY ASSHOLE!” The caretaker looks up at me. “Put your dick away, creep.” I look down and see my throbbing boner is still exposed. I pull up my pants. “Fuck you, fucker. What’s the deal with this clown in my street? You on a field trip or something?”
The retard stops to look at me too. “Can’t you keep him quiet? I’m trying to work,” I say while pointing at the troublemaker. “You’re not trying to work, you were jerking off fucktard,” the caretaker says.
“FUCKTARD?” Who does this motherfucker think he is. I rush downstairs, to the front door and out to the street. The caretaker and retard were still standing there. “What are you gonna do pussy?”
I’m gonna show this asshole who is boss. “You think you’re a big shot walking down the street with your retard. Well I’ll show you something.” I grab my phone and show him my twitter account. “H-h-howling Pepe?” he stutters. “Yeah bitch.”
His face turns red. “Oh I’m so sorry sir I didn’t know it was you.” He bows and pulls the retard down with him too. As soon as they get up the retard starts to resume his retard noises but the caretaker slaps him and tells him to shut up. “That’s what I thought,” I say.
Satisfied, I go back inside to finish what I was doing.
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