Ian Howe

@SouthernRailUK @SW_Trains how is that going to help? They use the same line?

Being forced to watch X factor, this shit has to be seen to be believed, absolutely unreal.

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@motocookie we won our first game on Saturday 8-2, not sure I can leave the lads!

@TheGinHouse @BenGardner95 @Coral cracking season of European football ahead at the new stadium, oopsy

@icharliecollier I'll let you off if you're doing it for/with your kids, if not, living back in the sticks has changed you......

@TheGinHouse unbelievable. I just ploughed through a bunch of people playing it yesterday on the way to station. 'Hey it's pikachu' wow

"Have u downloaded Pokémon?" er no,I haven't, I'm 35 years old. How do people have time 2do this stuff?grown men collecting virtual animals!

@RobWoodfin1 one of only a few players I've seen who was quicker with the ball than without it! #vavavoom #heybobby

Quality women's final at Wimbledon, top tennis on show, would love it to go to 3 sets.

@TheGinHouse there were enough people doing that for me, made it quite amusing!

Standard quiet 11 o'clock train from Clapham @SouthernRailUK top training.....

@RobWoodfin1 just a single, just one I'd been waiting on for a while.

@RobWoodfin1 standard, need a skip.....

Well deserved, showing it's a team game. 'Are you watching ingerland' probably not, all in their cinema rooms playing Fifa.

It's like the thought of Tottenham winning the league all over again!

Wish @SouthernRailUK took 5 hours to get home rather than 3, at least I wouldn't of had to watch that!!

Absolute disgrace, couldn't even pass it 5 yards, when we did we couldn't control it, worst performance I've seen for years. #England #shit

Any suggestions on how I can get home tonight @SouthernRailUK presume you are ok with me claiming my cab fare back.