Oh, to be a great green orc

@hyttenhoof @_polensillo There's always going to be slop. And I'm not just advocating for chasing trends. But if your goal is to get your name out there than starting small and simple is a lot safer than some monster project that eats away your life savings, or banks on the trust of other people's money.

@hpantsu @_polensillo I just don't think it's healthy how many indie devs seem extremely analytical and trend chasing. obviously that's not all roguelike devs but I would dare say it's the majority. like they have a carte blanche for expressing their passions and they go super cynical. farm sims too

that's because roguelikes are awesome sauce.

@hyttenhoof @_polensillo Not saying they don't. I loved Hylics 1 & 2. But I think its very realistic that so many indie devs stick to smaller scope games like rougelikes or arcade style games. The smaller your scope, the more likely it is that you'll actually get to release it.

@hpantsu @_polensillo indie devs make great rpgs tho.

@ExaurArchives @_rawrell Furthermore, is it 'selfless' to say "I'd rather kill myself than survive to repair after a disaster"?

@ExaurArchives @_rawrell Splitting the vote between 'selfish' and 'selfless' just proves to me that you aren't capable of imagining the question as a real scenario. Is it 'selfish' to think that 8 billion uncoordinated people under duress can't reliably come to a consensus?

If you press the red button, you are guaranteed to survive, but if you press the blue button you can brag about being a "decent heckin person" for a few minutes before you die. Apparently this is a tough choice for some people.

@pompomend You like reading a little more than the other toddlers and all the sudden you get hoisted onto a pedestal, get a big head about it, and then instantly give up when something is slightly challenging once. That's basically it.

you were never gifted to begin with.

@DailySoyjaks Reminds me of:

@IterIntellectus As long as my wife is between me and the baby because I spin in my sleep like I'm dreaming of being on a hotdog roller.

cosleeping is how every human has always slept since the beginning of time is good for the mom and best for the baby. as long as you are healthy, is the best way to sleep with your child a SIDS campaign suppressed it by putting smokers, drunks, drug users, obese parents, and people who pass out on sofas in with healthy and normal parents and calling all of it unsafe. SIDS itself is a diagnosis of exclusion. on careful autopsy it mostly turns out to be suffocation, overlay, smothering, sometimes worse (basically parents killing their kids) for normal healthy parents the benefits of cosleeping far outweigh the risks. they always have.

@Dengekichan Every edgy, emotionally energized teenager thinks like this at some point. It's just a matter of when you realize being 14 isn't the peak of your life and you aren't above everything.

Why would anyone be dying before 20????

@DAKKADAKKA1 Pre 2010 is Minecraft kids, Post 2010 is Fortnite Kids. With maybe 3 years in either direction to be either or both. At least from my own observation.

😔

@ConfessionsMew I hope they never do this because it would almost certainly come with a nerf to the tech tier 3 weapons.

@JakeRammos Fraggle Rock?

Gun to your head, name a rock.

@Mutemarymommy @Grxit Where I live most people seem to return their carts. But what REALLY pisses me off is that my grocery store has 2 return lanes for 2 sizes of carts and these stupid assholes mix them up which makes me angrier than if they just left them out.

Now for the REAL debate:

@roguedrifter84 @GamestopHolder @me_on_the_web If the blue button method of execution is a train I don't think they're physically capable if hitting the red button

@GamestopHolder @me_on_the_web You think Indians press blue?? They'd play the red button like bongo drums...

My friend’s mom weighed in on the red vs. blue button debate

@ConfessionsMew *looks around for the bad take police* I actually think The Bloat is really fun miniboss and a good challenge in managing your actions and enemy positioning... but shhh don't tell anybody...

That last one I won't tolerate -Lucy

@darlingstrawbie Most of us actually hit a secret, third button which was "nothing happens but we all yell at eachother like it did" And-maybe a bit of a guilty pleasure-but I love spamming the hell out of that third button.

@MadScientist_42 @_rawrell I've seen a few of those. But even the ones who seem to kind of get it keep saying "I'd rather die if blue loses anyways" and I hear that and think... seriously? If we all killed ourselves when life got bad we wouldn't be here arguing over silly hypotheticals. Get a grip!

@hpantsu @_rawrell Or an opportunity to wrap themselves in fake virtue. Most seem to think they're saving everyone...that they're Jesus and the like. (Seriously...that's what they use to prop all of this up.)

@TH3E3O @alpha_cat4592 @ShitpostRock2 Well at least you had fun, thanks for hitting the red button

@hpantsu @alpha_cat4592 @ShitpostRock2 Honestly banging women across the world sponsored by your tax dollars was indeed elite

Dumbest fucking hypothetical ever posted

@TH3E3O @alpha_cat4592 @ShitpostRock2 Nuh uh you hit the "I'm totally okay with killing people with my own hands button" and spent a few years jacking off in tax funder trailer park.

@hpantsu @alpha_cat4592 @ShitpostRock2 No I made a Living gaining a Skillset and Exploring the World, You’ve had just as much Impact blowing people’s heads off paying taxes as a Civilian. You’re just someone who’s ok with Mass Avoidable Homicide if given a Choice

@TH3E3O @alpha_cat4592 @ShitpostRock2 You made a living blowing people's heads off and somehow I'm an asshole for pressing a nonexistent button lmao.

@alpha_cat4592 @hpantsu @ShitpostRock2 100% of 8.3 Billion is impossible with that knowledge you still Choose Red, if you don’t care about others and are a coward just live with that, As a Veteran who’s already risked my life for the masses who’ll never know I exist I wouldn’t expect red pushers to understand